Doo Doo Smooch

To apply lipstick to your butt hole and give someone a kiss with it usually while they are passed out.

"What girl was kissing my neck last night?" None! You passed out and we doo doo smooched you!

by big bert13 March 1, 2011

The doo-doo

The art of peeing in a girl's butt 3 times a day and having her fart it out back on yourself.

I did "the doo-doo" yesterday with my wife.

by Doodoo01 May 27, 2021

deja doo-doo

The phenomenon of seeing excrement float back into the toilet bowl after flushing.

I glanced at the bowl, only to see that the turd had floated back into the bowl -- a case of deja doo-doo.

by singlow July 10, 2016

Doo da doo da do

When you a bored just say doo da doo da do

*awkward silence*
"Doo da doo da do"

by Tessasbae July 30, 2019

dawg doo-doo

the meaning is literally the poop made by Abhinav M.

is that dawg doo-doo

by honyagoboom January 24, 2022

pat your doo doo wee

The action of patting someone's head while shitting in their mouths because you fucking hate them but can't help but respect them.

Person 1: I SWEAR I will pat your doo doo wee
Person 2: ok...

by May 17 2023 May 18, 2023

doo doo locks

Twisted locks of hair that smells like doodoo. (Dreads) The locks of dreads have not been washed in years and it smells like doodoo.

That lady's dreadlocks smells like doo doo locks.

by TeamInman May 17, 2020