diesel

the act of taking and/or describing a massive dump

man i gotta go drop a huge diesel right now

we better hurry or my diesel is gonna explode all over your car

that was such a good diesel i was in there for like 30 minutes

by jstoner89 May 16, 2010

Diesel Boner

A huge erection, usually caused by an extremely hot chick.

So we were messing around and Jenny took her bra off. Her tits were so nice that my diesel boner popped out of my draws and between her sweater puppets.

by GTPanic33 March 9, 2010

Cock Diesel

Giant among men, a person everyone in the world should fear, he is a very intelligent and caring individual but NEVER cross him, he wears a prominent 72 on his sleeve and leg, He keeps everyone around him safe. there is never a time to Question his Authority. He Is as close to a GOD as you will find on this earth

DUDE That Guy at the Compassion center is boss COCK DIESEL, He dont let shit go down!!!

by JimS72 May 1, 2011

Diesel's Variation of Godwin's Law

"As an internet discussion about Bill O'Reilly grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Falafel or Loofa approaches one."

"So anyway I'd be rubbing your big boobs and getting your nipples really hard, kinda' kissing your neck from behind...and then I would take the other hand with the falafel thing..."

"Aw crap, there goes Diesel's Variation of Godwin's Law."

by TWL.com August 12, 2008

Diesel Pigeons

THE BEST BAND EVER. A three-person band located in Maryland. Zac, Evan, and and Eric create one of the best sounds created in Maryland since the beginning of... well, ever. They're influenced by The Beatles, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Max Brody, Less Than Jake, and more. It helps that they're all really hot. THEY'RE GONNA MAKE IT BIIIIIIIG, MOTHA FUCKA.

Look up "the most amazing band in the history of ever" on Google and "Did you mean 'The Diesel Pigeons'?" shows up. No lie. ....

by themasterrrr February 17, 2010

Dieselness

The quality of acting like a total homo-erotic douche. For example, a guy noticing when another male classmate has purchased new Diesel jeans.

"Man, that dude has a lot of dieselness, what a fag!"

by the antidouche May 6, 2010

diesely tinge

When a female has diesel fuel in the vagina and then queefs.

Last night I hooked up with this trucker chick, the air had a diesely tinge to it the whole time.

by b0ggs August 3, 2011