Canadian Apple

When you contort someone’s body so well they can lick there own bunghole. It’s like playing your own rusty trombone.

Me: Did you fight him?
Brad: Yea, I wrapped him up so well he could give himself a Canadian Apple.

by Wolfpack34 May 24, 2019

canadian rash

Post-shaving rash on testicles caused by cold wind and harsh Canadian winter weather.

Tom got ready for a hot night with his girlfriend and decided to shave accordingly. Unfortunately he did not check the weather and got a Canadian rash on his way there. Tom could not deliver the goods.

by Mnao January 13, 2016

Canadian whisper

The Canadian whisper is when you tell a girl you've worn a condom, and at the last moment whisper "sorry".

"dude, I totally gave my girl a Canadian whisper last night, she was not happy."

by Serisin December 12, 2017

Canadian farewell

When someone commits suicide or suffers from a terminal illness, but arranges all of their affairs beforehand in order to be less burdensome for their loved ones or next of kin to deal with after they pass. Widely considered the most polite way possible to pull a gamer move.

I heard his mom left him a Canadian farewell by selling all of her belongings beforehand, so the only things he had to deal with were the cleaning crew and burial fees. That's what's up.

by WendyWuessten January 25, 2022

Canadian Blower

Blow job given while in an ice fishing shanty.

Hey Tom the bite is slow, how about a Canadian blower? Just remember what happens in the shanty stays in the shanty.

by 123bdk February 24, 2021

canadian jackrabbit

A Canadian jackrabbit is when you're having sex extremely quickly, like a rabbit on caffeine, and continually punctuating the intercourse with "eh".

Guy1: I'm going to give Karen from econ a Canadian jackrabbit.

Guy 2: I'm so jealous.

by snagglesnark April 27, 2014

Canadian Handjob

just the balls

"Brett, did you get some last night?" "Yeah but just a Canadian Handjob"

by Salt18 November 18, 2016