Litter Biscuits

Feline fecal-matter that is enveloped in a thick coating of kitty litter.

My dog must have been starving, because he decided to eat my cat's litter biscuits...

by commander_mcbugg April 30, 2014

Jail biscuit

likened to a cracker in jail consumed without remorse by inmates of the prison. Hence a jail buscuit is the a person who is consumed by everyone or is everyones bitch, used until there is nothing left

Suacy pow is a jail biscuit

by hytman February 12, 2013

Wind biscuits

Chunks of a fart that are not exactly air. They can be soggy or chunky, and often smell like a dead newborn that just crawled out of a dead skunks butthole. Having wind biscuits can commonly result in a change of underwear; but not a change of pants

During the naked bike race, 1st place, jimmy, decided to release some gas. Unfortunately for second Second place (billy) the fart contained poop flakes from Jimmy's unsatisfactory attempt at wiping which sputtered back behind him.
Billy- Jimmy! You butthead! You got your wind biscuits on my chin!

by Itsameamario7 December 29, 2013

Zeus Biscuit

When a man takes a shit on a woman's back, stands up and towers over her before hammer-fisting the "biscuit" (fresh turd), and then tazing her in the ass cheek.

I gave my girlfriend a Zeus Biscuit last night. The scent still lingers, and I believe the tazer caused some minor brain damage, which is ok with me. We'll try the "Zeus" again tomorrow. Hoping for another rewarding experience.

by ShinDigglett February 4, 2015

Twist a Biscuit

To roll a blunt. As used by Raekwon of the Wu-Tang Clan.

Yo man, let me just twist a biscuit up in here.

by 780N3 February 17, 2010

biscuit king

A biscuit king is someone who is typically running their mouth in a foul way but when he needs to cover up, he uses "biscuit" to replace his cuss words. Many people call him Michael

The biscuit king, while trying to hide his bad language, said "Mother Biscuit"

by The Duts July 22, 2014

ding biscuit

A psychotropic medication prescribed while in prison.
Lots of them going around since prisons replaced mental institutions.

Newbie's getting ding biscuits. Bring us some at chow time.

by Harmon E. January 6, 2012