British moustache

After a girl with braces is done giving you head, pieces of pubic hair pertrude from the braces when she smiles.

Man, Susan gave me head the other night. When she tried to kiss me I noticed her british moustache. Shit was nasty.

by Hentlex August 22, 2019

British shows

The best, most exciting, and under-valued genre of TV ever.

You gotta watch those new British shows innit just great mate

by like.hot.asf.swagolicious May 3, 2022

The British Museum

World's largest collection of stolen items.

The British Museum broke into my house last nice and stole the good vase.

by The Crack Sparrow April 24, 2023

British pickle

A small dick

I just couldn’t hang with that British pickle he has

by Jenn pickle March 23, 2019

British Blowjob

Blowjob after which person A that receives it ask person B that was making it

"Do you want some tea?"
After which person A starts peeing at mouth of person B.

Do you want have some British Blowjob?
yeah I like this taste at morning.

by Travair January 13, 2022

Get British

A term used when describing a night that entails heavy intoxication.

Friend 1-Yo, its been a really long week.
Friend 2-Lets go out and Get British!
Friend 1- ELLOOO!

by Zacajewia<3'sWilberHall2011-12 October 14, 2011

British Open

Bare assed fart in mouth that results in tainting the teeth from an unexpected squirt.

Dude...I really liked this girl but can't be around her anymore now that I gave her a British Open. Why would she risk asking me to buck in her mouth??

by Smitty' Titty's May 10, 2018