Alyssa

A fugly slut who is an attention seeking whore has a cute face but that’s about ALLL this hoe has going for her luvssss chicken nuggets and cheeseburgers

Boy: who is dat gal
Boys friend:it’s that fugue slut Alyssa

by Alyssa Pinedo July 5, 2018

Alyssa

A pretty bitch who likes all genders and gets all the boys and girls. She not a hoe but everyone calls her one. She likes to fight and she will mostly have braces. She doesn’t like the name emma. And her bestfriend name starts with a s

Alyssa shook all the boys with her beauty

by Shallow❤️😍 July 15, 2019

Alyssa

Alyssa's are snobby brats that think they are perfect. They usually have bleached blond hair and perfect cake face. They are backstabbers and they are very two faced. Usually anorexia wannabees and no one likes them in reality.

Look at Alyssa today she is looking extra eww

by #jconnorickiamevor August 6, 2015

Alyssa

Usually a girl who is full of herself she is the biggest slut you will find , she thinks she can get all the guys but she can’t , sounds like she has a dick in her mouth and she smells like a fish store , Alyssa is the most annoying person you will ever see ,just seeing her face can ruin your day , she has friends who think they are really cool , they all act as if they are popular but in reality everyone hates them .

-“Did you walk pass Alyssa today she smelt so bad .”
~”yeh I’m sick of her and her friends acting as if they are the shit”

by ~Dora~ June 14, 2018

Alyssa

A little bitch

That girl over there is acting like an Alyssa

by Hentainigga June 13, 2017

Alyssa

Alyssa is a weird person and fights over little things like who's pencil she has.Shes really pretty and is the kid at school with loaded perents so she has really nice clothes.

Alyssa your a butthole.

by Weird buttface May 19, 2019

alyssa

the most annoying girl who will call herself fat when SHES CLEARLY NOT. she is funny and has a pet rat. she is ceo of doing hair wraps and playing the ukulele. she had one meal a day and is starving at 3 am. she lives in the woods and has frogs in her pool. is attractived to boys that look like dolphins.

friend 1: hey did you see alyssa’s story?
friend 2: which one she won’t stop posting.

by yumycumjuic3 June 7, 2020