alyssa

the most fucking annoying bitch you will ever fucking meet. she prob lives in jax florida. she tries too hard with guys and doesn’t realize she’s actually really fucking ugly.
yo, that bitch alyssa, ya i can’t fucking stand that bitch.
by thatoneslutlol March 19, 2020
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Alyssa

A pretty bitch who likes all genders and gets all the boys and girls. She not a hoe but everyone calls her one. She likes to fight and she will mostly have braces. She doesn’t like the name emma. And her bestfriend name starts with a s
Alyssa shook all the boys with her beauty
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Alyssa's are snobby brats that think they are perfect. They usually have bleached blond hair and perfect cake face. They are backstabbers and they are very two faced. Usually anorexia wannabees and no one likes them in reality.
Look at Alyssa today she is looking extra eww
by #jconnorickiamevor July 16, 2015
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Usually a girl who is full of herself she is the biggest slut you will find , she thinks she can get all the guys but she can’t , sounds like she has a dick in her mouth and she smells like a fish store , Alyssa is the most annoying person you will ever see ,just seeing her face can ruin your day , she has friends who think they are really cool , they all act as if they are popular but in reality everyone hates them .
-“Did you walk pass Alyssa today she smelt so bad .”
~”yeh I’m sick of her and her friends acting as if they are the shit”
by ~Dora~ June 10, 2018
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That girl over there is acting like an Alyssa
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She gives really good top and she has amazing legs😏 and she Has a long neck and deep throat and she loves dick and her daddy is named daddy doobear😂
Daddy doobear: L.N.D.T?
Alyssa:yarkkkkk
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She is an amazing , funny , fun , perfect person . She is one of the most beautiful girls u have ever seen and she had a beautiful bright smile and her eyes , oh god her eyes are so beautiful, I could rly get lost into her beautiful green eyes . She is rly funny when she gets mad, she will call herself ugly but it’s all bullshit cuz she is as fuuuuuck , she is a cutie , hottie and beauty she can take bad off your mind , oh god she is so lovely , I’m doing this as I’m talking to her on ft and I’m just looking at her and she’s just so beautiful, she is doing her homework but she looks so damn beautiful, hopefully I can call her “mine “ , ughhhhh I just wanna give her a hug right now , she is perfect !!!!!
Alyssa , why are u so beautiful!!!!
by MO0O0O October 03, 2018
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