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Seedy Bishop

When you go for confession but recieve oral sex instead
"Did you confess your sins?"

"Nah, I got a Seedy Bishop instead."
by Dr_Alto July 19, 2015
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bishop vanburen

Very attractive and knows what the girls want, also very good in bed. Can get any girl. Listens to the best music and is also very clever.
I wish i could find a bishop vanburen in my life so i could get a break from my stupid husband.
by the defninition master February 26, 2015
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bishop

heart belonging to sami
bishop is sami’s.
by ZamiWaltkinz October 15, 2021
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Fen Boates Bishop

Used to describe someone or something that simply cannot complete any task or follow through with its predictable outcome. -

FBB for short
Man: I was driving my car to the grocery store and my car just fucking fen boates bishoped. Wtf!?

George F.; I was banging this chick last night and all of a sudden she just got up and fuckin’ fen boastes bishop and I never saw her again!
by boatedRus November 28, 2024
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josie bishop

The proper name(which itself sounds marvelous) of the only girl in the world. Awesome and brilliant, this girl turns the most terrible thing into the best thing ever. Once you know her, you can't imagine the rest of your life without her. She is so beautiful and smart, that you cannot be indifferent to her presence. There's no actual definition to her name, as it is something you feel, not formulate an opinion about, hence any word is just not enough. And anyone that doesn't see that on her cannot deserve a spot on her heart. An advice: don't let her know you like her so soon, and be the best you can to her.
"I think it's Josie Bishop, why?"

"Josie Bishop? Hm, I better ask her."
by Jo'ves March 12, 2017
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Choke the Bishop

Another way of saying “jerking off.” This phrase also specifically makes fun of the fact that bishops and their hats look like a penis, thus the phrase “Choking the Bishop” where Bishop is the fill in for Penis and Choking is the fill in for a persons grip while they masturbate
I plan to head home and Choke the Bishop while watching some porn on the good old flatscreen
by RangerR1234 December 22, 2020
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Darcey bishop Pearson

Omg do you know Darcey Bishop Pearson?
Yeh bro she’s such a cant
by Shnejd December 12, 2019
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