When you put your hands in your pants as if you were digging for treasure, then you itch your balls and slide your hands between your Gooch, and when you take your hands out they are sweaty, sticky, and smelly from the Vietnam war zone they've just been in.
James has hella "Shrek Hands".
Python has some real "Shrek Hands" after his 3-hour CSGO gaming session.
James is waving his "Shrek Hands" and its really scaring everybody off.
Python has some real "Shrek Hands" after his 3-hour CSGO gaming session.
James is waving his "Shrek Hands" and its really scaring everybody off.
by TheGoochThatStoleChristmas December 15, 2018
Get the Shrek Handsmug. To collect saliva in your mouth, then spit it all in someone’s belly button while they’re lying down.
“I gave my wife a Shrek’s Swamp last night while she was sleeping. It was extra swampy, but now I think she wants a divorce.”
by FukkyWukky March 26, 2021
Get the Shrek’s Swampmug. A deep dislike or hatred for shrek and everything associated with the green ogre and his 4 films, but a supporter of farquaad and Prince Charming from the films.
Person1 : "man shrek is love shrek is life "
Person2 : "shut up about shrek, he's not that good bro "
Person1 : " omg don't be so Anti-shrek"
Person2 : "shut up about shrek, he's not that good bro "
Person1 : " omg don't be so Anti-shrek"
by AshleeYJOHNNNO471_twitter July 18, 2016
Get the Anti-shrekmug. Shrek is the best animated character from Disney, and now a parcialy dead meme. Little do the public know that it can be used as an alternative to swearing!
by Yourgaygrandauntmeridith March 29, 2019
Get the What the shrekmug. The sexiest, hottest, toes you will ever find. They are green and shreky and just perfect. (The Left one is the best) they are great for sucking and just the best thing if you want to have a good time. If you have Shrek Toes you should be very grateful. Take good care of them so they look sexier. Shrek Toes are the best example of the word "Shrekxy"
by shreks.left.toe October 8, 2019
Get the Shrek Toesmug. 
by fortniteboi56 March 15, 2022
Get the Shrek's Toenailmug.