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Management By Green Dot

When someone manages a work-from-home employee by checking that their status in a chat application like Slack, Microsoft Teams, etc., hasn't shifted from a green dot signifying "Present/Available" to an orange, yellow, or red dot signifying "Away", rather than by measuring things like quality and quantity of work output, whether deliverables are met in a timely fashion, customer satisfaction, etc.

With the explosion in employees working from home during the COVID-19 pandemic of 2020+, many managers who had been accustomed to prowling cube farms and looking over their employees' shoulders to make sure they were working, resorted to this technique.
"My manager totally does management by green dot. I got yelled at for being 'Away' on Slack yesterday morning because I had to spend half an hour on the phone with my kid's school. I'm going to have to get one of those mouse jigglers."
by ImTiredandINeedaNap October 9, 2021
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Green

Proper english - A color

Slang: to be fake, a bad friend, etc
alex: yo bro can i borrow your car?

james: nah i need to pick up my brother from school
alex: aight bruh keep actin green
by sidobelei December 26, 2023
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Steamy Green

"Ive just bolied the kettle do you want some steamy green?"

Mm green steamy
by Soziar July 27, 2009
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green garlic

Green garlic happens when you put original garlic in the earth. You can eat it, right of the ground few days later!
- Look at this green garlic!
Eat it, now.
-It tastes like garlic!!
by ILikeToEatPlantsOffTheGround December 21, 2023
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Green

She go, easy to get to. aka a hoe
Yo you tryna fuck with courtney? She green so you'll most likely get some head
by spikeyyyy123 October 19, 2017
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Green FN

green fn is a slang term used for someone good at basketball, or can be used racially towards a nigga, standing for Green Fuck Nigga.
by gigamcshigga May 21, 2024
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Green Thing

Green Thing a Troll that names her social media channels after a growth on her vagina lip
Those kids with special needs was choked out by Green Thing
by Professor DickDown June 3, 2022
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