slapcrap 

the act of grabbing a large piece of shit wrapping it in a paper towel and slapping your friend across the face while they are passed out.

Mike: Shhhhhhhh Joes passed out

Joe: ZzZzZz....

Mike: SLAPCRAP! WACK RIGHT IN JOES FACE!

slapcrap by Bigdaddyhambone April 18, 2009

Slappy Hands 

A sticky gooey hand that has fingernails and gooey tails that you can fling and stick to things. Found at arcades for 30 tickets. Get 'em while they're sticky.

IMMA HIT YA WITH MY SLAPPY HANDS!!!! YOU BETTER RUN!!

Slappy Hands by HolePunchers101 January 16, 2011

Slapping the Kitten 

Female version of Punching the Clown

"He spent too much time in the woods so she's been slapping the kitten twice a day."

Slapping the Kitten by Banker girl October 7, 2011

SlappyToes

An idiotic moron that nobody likes. SlappyToes is a legend bitch!

"Manning, I heard SlappyToes was a legend".

SlappyToes by DmCarter March 23, 2013

slapping each other's dicks 

The opinion that a sales manager has about sales people swapping sales stories with each other when they actually should be selling and closing their prospects.

"slapping each other's dicks"

slapping each other's dicks by Wordsmith expert USA September 12, 2013

slappyjackle 

A sexual act in which the flab of the under arm 'slaps' the scrotum of another person back and forth.

Person one: "Dude, how was that chick last night?

Persona two: "She gave me a slappyjackle in the toilet cubical, it felt amazing..."

slappyjackle by Happy Jackle December 3, 2013

Slappy Meat 

Prison Game-take turns slapping one another dicks together until someone gets injured or quits. If you have lil feet don't play slappy meat..
If you nut you lose..and your probably gay.

I wanted dudes cake so I challenged him to a Slappy Meat duel. I slapped his meat so hard he got cancer..

Slappy Meat by House Corrothers January 7, 2014