by ivegotamicropenis April 07, 2019
by generictopic May 17, 2018
A shelfie stick is when you get a cap of MDMA and stick it to the end of your shaft and proceed to have anal sex.
The dealer just replied and he has three caps in stock. I’m so gonna shelfie stick my girlfriend tonight!
by Handy Man April 24, 2025
by PraHag December 02, 2016
You look at her and know you'd have no problem carrying her around, hell - you could even do 2 or maybe 3. How does she even move around with whatever is pretending to be a muscle on her legs? Does she even have any body fat, other than tits? Your mind is instantly filled with questions as soon as you see one.
Me: Hey, look there goes a stick girl. God would i love to bang her
Friend: I can't understand how you could possibly be attracted to her. She barely has any tits!
Friend: I can't understand how you could possibly be attracted to her. She barely has any tits!
by TypicalLaman September 02, 2019
Nigga 1: Aye bro, you seen that fruit nigga there?
Nigga 2: Yeah bro I don't understand why you would want to stick your dick in shit bro
Nigga 2: Yeah bro I don't understand why you would want to stick your dick in shit bro
by BigNigga46 February 06, 2024
by ChickenJoe#1 April 29, 2022