Minnesota mob kids

Groups of Minnesotan kids who are generally aged 12-15, that walk around aimlessly in suburban areas, looking for other mob kids to chill with. The group will almost always start out with three kids, and it will gradually get larger and larger, but never reaching a total of more than eight kids. These kids proceed to walk around town thinking that they are the shit. They will always end up at a McDonald's patio, where they then continue to criticize anyone younger than them, or other mobs that happen to pass by.

Tony: "whadup blake im hungry as fuck, wanna hit up McDonald's?"

Blake: "sure dude im not even hungry, but i passed McDonald's 5 minutes ago, and there was a gang of Minnesota mob kids chillin on the patio"

Tony: "good, looks like its gonna be a toofer. . I getta munch some dank food and fuck with some Minnesota mob kids"

Tony and Blake simultaneously: "Ahhh Suburbia"

by MuurkYaMinneapolis March 6, 2009

Hospice care kid

An adult child who is expected to care for their deadbeat parent(s) at the end of their life/lives when said deadbeat parent(s) didn't take care of their now adult child(ren) when they were young and needed a parent(s).

Adult child: "I can't believe that I'm forty and my deadbeat dad is finally in my life, but only because he expects me to be his hospice care kid and financially care for him in his old age. Where was he when me and my siblings were young and needed a father?"

by chickadee1107 February 12, 2023

Fat Kid Salute

The fat kid salute occurs when a person lifts a bag (chips, candy, popcorn, etc.) above their head so as to dump the remaining crumbs into their mouth. The salute is something that all fat kids recognize and should be used to unite fat kids everywhere.

I gave a good old fat kid salute to finish off my family size bag of Cool Ranch Doritos.

by Heavy D In The Limousine June 13, 2013

mr no name kid

hey
mr no name kid
and might u be
and would u fight
for me
if i
would fight
for uuuuuuuu

this is what people (eva de bosss) txts people after she says hey. it’s a song and a pretty damn good one. if eva de bosss txts this to u U BETTER FUCKING ANSWER BC SHES PISSED!! so pls answer when this happens

(txting shea)
(he hasn’t txted her in a while)
eva de bosss: hey
eva de bosss: mr no name kid
eva de bosss: and might u be
eva de bosss: and would u fight
eva de bosss: for me
eva de bosss: if i
eva de bosss: would fight
eva de bosss: for uuuuuu
(shea still doesn’t answer)
eva de bosss: SHEA U MFER ANSWER IM FUCKING PISSED OFF AT U RN
shea: eva shut up like damn
eva de bosss: NO
shea: hoes mad

by ozziebaby November 30, 2019

Emo Minecraft Kid

Self-explanatory. A person that exhibits common emo-like behavior/dressing choices, but blended with Minecraft attire/merchandise.

an emo minecraft kid huh?

what the fuck i need to add this to urban dictionary

by MemeMaster9000 December 19, 2021

70's kid

A person who spent most of his/her childhood in the 1970s decade.

"I was under 12 in the 70s, so I was a 70's kid." - Someone born in the late 1960s

by Ryan900USAYT October 13, 2022

Haha stupid kid

A way to make fun of children who are playing in the middle of the street (even if it’s not allowed to drive there with the car)

*child plays innocently with their toy tractor on the street*
Person driving: “Haha stupid kid”
*child is scared*

by monstersaas June 2, 2023