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Poop Straw

The result of anal sex if your partner didn't take a dump before hand; the poop straw is that string of feces that tends to get lodged in the urethra during the act, and comes out when squeezed by hand after the act
All that emo girl had for dinner was a Monster and a bag of Hot Cheetos before she gave me the Poop Straw, my penis still burns
by Hard R 66198 July 30, 2024
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poop-dee-loop

I thought I had to fart-da-lart, turned out to be a poop-dee-loop. (See fart-da-lart)
by BearBunny February 21, 2023
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Poop Bandito

Started when a black guy shit on the shelf at NDCP. Then a Hispanic kid shit in a urinal years later to keep the tradition alive. Poop bandit is a hero who shits in peculiar places as a practical joke.
Yo did u hear the poop bandito struck again

Yeah heard he did it right on the teachers desk
by shmoondo October 24, 2019
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19 November: Poop and pee in your pants day

This means that everyone needs to poop and pee in their pants, especially those who have their birthday on 19 November.
If they don’t do it on 19 November: Poop and pee in your pants day, you can slap their butt.
by MarleyAvenueStreet March 13, 2024
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poop ball

someone who’s very poopy
hannah is a HUGE poop ball
by hannahisapoopoopball January 23, 2021
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Poop

When you poop and you forgot to wipe and then you go to school and your crushes a poop stain on the back of your shorts
When you poop and you forgot to wipe and then you go to school and your crushes a poop stain on the back of your shorts
by Usueuhejeh September 23, 2021
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super poop

when your poop fires out at 600 mph and its watery
he had a super poop
by frysfpos July 21, 2019
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