awkward dick

(n) when a guy feels uncomfortable but has already made the jump to take his pants off. His penis is awkward and shy because he has not been aroused enough.

John: "Uhh just gimme a second babe.."
Vallerie: "Hehe oh my GOD your dick is awkward! As fuck."
*...AWKWARD SILENCE...*
Vallerie: You have an awkward dick, John.
John: :'(
John: /wrists

by Rebel_Souldier October 11, 2013

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Chigga dick

The Chigga dick is a condition where the male genitalia becomes drastically reduced in size inadvertently by the consumption of Chigga. The Chigga dick can no longer be operated and remains in its flaccid state, it has been known that the rain coat actually conceals the member in its entirety for upto 10 hours,

Oh my god Becky wants me to drill her tonight but I’ve got the Chigga dick; I’m gonna have to go home

by Pleasure cannon October 25, 2019

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Blic and Dick

Similar to Netflix and Chill but instead two people just smoke gas get baked and then fuck after

Jessica : Hey Tyler I just copped some gas you down to smoke
Tyler: Yeah I’m down to blic and dick
Jessica: what’s that?
Tyler: You’ll see😈

by BlicG247 March 11, 2019

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the dick face

a look a man gives letting you know he has a dick while knowing that you want to touch it

Girl : Dude he's giving me the dick face..

Friend: hot damn

by urbandick27 October 3, 2013

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dick hopper

Someone who goes out and have sex with many different men everyday of the week

"Yo bro. I'm dating the new girl."

"I heard she was a dick hopper. She had sex with 5 different boys this week."

by Miia.sm November 29, 2016

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dick nibbler

One who nibbles dicks.

Harvey Milk paved the way for gay rights and dick nibblers everywhere! Now you can nibble dicks and be a school teacher, a daycare assistant, and a babysitter!

by Some Guy Who Is Some Guy May 18, 2015

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