cock-block

An action hindering another person's progress. Commonly referenced as a sexually related progress but not exclusively related to just sexual affairs. From the European native art of cock-blocking. "Kalk-block"

My broski really cock-blocked me today by not calling me back in due time. Matt is a real cock-block, he didn't give me a phone number to a potential customer in time! Richards can be a real cock-block at times, he never includes me in his important stories! My brosef was not answering my text messages--he was acting like a real cock-blocking son of a bitch!

by Brosef Bryan March 28, 2010

anita cock

A name for a girl that sounds like “I need a cock”

“What’s your name?”
“Anita Cock”
“I need a cock?”
“I didn’t know you’re into men”

by Horny Arab May 30, 2018

cock vultures

Ugly or fat women who take advantage of blacked out drunk males that are out of their league. Much like a vulture preys on roadkill.

Often pointed out by sober males to drunker males by giving the cock call..."cock cock cock".

Jake: Erica showed up to the party sober at three am because she knows she has a chance of taking care of Mark whos 21st birthday today.

Andrew: The cock vultures are out in full force.

Jim: Cock, cock, cock.

by Andrew Reynolds January 21, 2008

raw cock

a cock so deprived of vaginal juices it falls off and dies

Will had a raw cock, he died a week later

by poopsadickout March 11, 2014

Cock Matrix

A sexual position only preformed a few times this century. The Cock Matrix involves 7 men and 1 woman. One man lays flat and porks her in the ass, the second stands upright and puts it in the vag, the third squats on the womans chest and receives a titty fuck, the fourth and fifth stand on both sides of the girl for hand jobs, the sixth gets a bj facing her, and finally the seventh dude gets a lubed up foot job between the legs of the vag pounder.

Boy, that Cock Matrix sure was messy last night.

Yep, the look on her face...

by Spit Fuck May 13, 2011

cock blockers

Somone who will fuck up your whole night by flirting with the girl your trying to hook up with.

If you want to get some,don't invite those guys, they are all a bunch of cock blockers.

by gettinglaid282 April 21, 2010

mad for cock

A great way of saying, that someone's into gay stuff. Actually, he's not only gay, he's sooo gay, that he loves the male genital: he is mad for it!

Mother: I know who's mad for cock! That boy from the corner shop, what's his name, Gay Aled!

Daffyd: Gay Aled is not gay!
(from TV-show Little Britain)

by Jeffrey Webber May 28, 2008