October 27

The only day in the world you are allowed to YEET your short friend

Timmy: Hey Bob it’s October 27
Bob: *Runs*

by Tourmomishot1111 October 26, 2019

October 15

October 15 is when the most thickest people are born, they are baddies. Get in their way and they will f*** you up. October 15 babies are often looked up to and creative in many ways. Dont lose them

Girl 1: My baby is due on October 15th
Girl 2: Lucky!! There gonna be the center of magic☺︎︎

by Queensburge May 29, 2021

27 october

The birthday of the guy behind Dark ♱ Death (Luna)

1 - “omg it's 27 October”
2 - “yes, and?”
1 - “It's Luna's birthday !”

by Hsaxx October 23, 2023

october 18th

if you are born on October 18th you are sexcccccccc you get all the guys and your friends are so lucky to have you, you stick up for them no bitch can touch your friends if you have a friend born on October 18th treasure them forever look after them with you life they are a crazy bitch and they need so don't leave them alone or they might loose it

if you are born on October 18th you a dumb bitch and you need your friends to keep you in line

by jimmyfishhhyhyhy April 9, 2020

October 6th

Get a hug and a kiss from your gf on October 6th

Can we kiss on October 6th

by Brankillink October 5, 2021

October 26

This is the national anal day so fuck any nigga you want

Him: Hey Nigga wanna do some hardcore anal
The homie: fuck yeah
The homie: pulls down pants
Him:inserts cock and starts to drill his ass
Homie: wait it’s not October 26 it’s the 25

Them: of fuck my ass really?

by Jakepaulisgay6909 October 25, 2019

October 28th

The day of where every year a anual 🍆 pic comparison happens to show who is the bigger one.

"Its October 28th! Let me text my friend to compare since today is the event."

This is an example of what a normal thought would occur when a man who understands the importance of this day will think.

by Wackmen2002 October 28, 2022