Water Fountain

To finish, as a man, and land your ejaculate into your own mouth

“I think I might water fountain right now.”

“The dude’s water fountain was crazy big!”

“He was water fountaining like a pro.”

by tntcls January 13, 2025

Out of water gold fish.

When you slap your limp dick on a girls face. That way it looks like a fish out of water.

Getting a really drunk girl at the bar and taking her home. Then take your limp dick out and perform the out of water gold fish.

by tsipar July 31, 2011

Dog Water

sauce boss

“Hey man wanna play some WZ with Sauce Boss?”
“Nah man he’s DOG WATER

by fatcheech February 26, 2021

Newspaper water

The waste that’s excreted from a news paper after it has been read

Freins:the house is on fire!!!
Me: shut up, theirs newspaper water on the couch.

by Cregthehat June 30, 2021

Swamp water

The result of urinating in someone’s anus and they then piss it out their ass.

Becky tried to make a fraudulent flood insurance claim from a swamp water session gone wrong. Brad got AIDS from a splash of swamp water.

by RW1994 October 12, 2021

Whatever keeps you on the water

An alternative to "whatever floats your boat"

Person 1: "I would love to take a bath in yogurt"
Person 2: "whatever keeps you on the water dude."

by Bonebaby November 25, 2018

Water

A term used to describe a woman who gets "wet" and "moist" when aroused

"Bruh, this bitch I fucked last night had so much water"!

by Captain Memester November 18, 2017