Simp

Word used to call people obsessing over a beautiful person, usually a woman, however the person accused turns it around by saying they are a Super Intelligent Minecraft Player

Ah you're a simp
Yeah, you're right. I'm a Super Intelligent Minecraft Player

by Alex Was Taken May 7, 2021

Simping

Alex

Alex is simping

by Stoische Frikadelle September 1, 2022

Simp

Simp king is usually a person called David!

Damn David really do be a simp but at least he simps over his girlfriend only!

by RULA G June 28, 2020

Simps-R-US

When caitlonias says " I love you *** **** , you are my bestfreind and my favorite person and I want to breed with you so hard"

Can you believe it? Its like simps-R-US over here

by Hugh janus888 June 13, 2021

Simp

A man who will literally do anything to win over a woman, only hoping for successful results (none guaranteed) and rejecting any self respect just to stroke their ego, losing respect from any friend along the way.

Has tendency to lie and over exaggerate truths to continue to stroke their ego.

*Friends talking about their Simp friend*

Friend 1: “I can’t believe Friend 3 stayed up all night spray-painting a wall with cutouts and neon pink just to get some ass.”

Friend 2: “She didn’t even sleep with him. He ended up sleeping on the couch and got told to leave in the morning.”

Friend 3: “Oh yeah? Well she’s pretty hot and I’m totally going to nail her next time!”

Friend 1: “What a Simp.”

Friend 2: “Definitely a Simp.”

by Whoopsie69696969 May 16, 2022

simps

Used to confuse people for fun.
s - simple
i - ice cream
m - melts
p - popcorn
s - pural

Person a: Oh hey!! Look at the simps online
person b: simple ice cream melts popcorn pural?
person a: what.

by ur local sunflower October 16, 2020

Simp

when you go above and beyond for some randon girl, whilst doggin the boys

oh ash you are a simp dogged the boys when we about to play r6 comp for a thot that basically cheated on u

by wujodbibfiujbf October 7, 2020