Peanut Butter Panic

The scared, panicky feeling you get when you see poop on your dick after having anal sex with someone.

Person 1: How was your fist time having anal sex?
Person 2: It was great, until I pulled out and I got the Peanut Butter Panic

by deltabeta April 4, 2021

Porcupine Butter Churner

The act of penetrating another man's rectum while a porcupine quill is inserted into your urethra.

Man that porcupine butter churner we did really tore me up.

by Porcupine butter February 17, 2024

butters

ugly as unattractive insult

your well butters

by 123456789wertdfrt November 16, 2023

hudder butter

A small guy that is in love with the most popular girl in the grade.
In the end he ends up getting her but it takes forever for her to realize it.

"He likes Brittney he us such a hudder butter"

by MrsHuntzberger February 22, 2017

doo-doo butters

The act of taking a shit and having the consistency of cold butter a.k.a. extra thick

Trey- Where the hell were you earlier?
Alex- Man, I just went down down doo-doo butters! Dropped a thick ass turd!

by tpoointrey October 16, 2008

Butter

Another term for crack cocaine.

Some guy walked up to me yesterday asking me if I wanted any butter. Told him I'm lactose intolerant lol (True story)

by Liberalism_Is_A_Disease October 18, 2019

Butter

When youre Paula Deen

Just let me add another stick of butter

by Gemma2005 June 4, 2020