hot donkey pocket

when you donkey punch yo girl and she shits insteads of tightening like a normal donkey punch

i WAS doing anal and about to donkey punch that bitch then the did a hot donkey pocket

by DONKEYFUCKERPUNCH August 18, 2017

jalapeno hot pocket

Female masturbation using a medium sized Jalapeno or other hot pepper.

Friend: "Mary told me about this great new way to flick my bean the other day called the jalapeno hot pocket"
Friend 2: "She told me too, she said it's important to make sure it doesn't break off inside"
see also Cajun Cunnilingus

by Cajun Crusader April 20, 2018

cuernavaca hot pocket

The mexican version of Alabama hot pocket (i.e. shitting on a woman's vagina and having sex with it), but with additional hot sauce and tequila while the woman bites on a piece of lemon. It is very popular in Cuernavaca

"aaaaayyyy que rico, my boyfriend gave me a cuernavaca hot pocket."

by Jise9984 December 14, 2017

Like leaderfin pockets

Used to describe anything that's shitty and/or poorly constructed

Origin: Leaderfins is a company selling and supplying very affordable freediving fins/blades. they would be a good choice if it wasn't for their worthless footpockets that dramatically reduces power transfer between your foot and the blade

The new movie was like leaderfin pockets

by Scious December 23, 2017

Arby's meat packer

When one partner takes the secret menu item from Arby's known as the meat mountain, and continues to cram it in their partners anus, continually packing it with his penis or his/her penis shaped object. The "cramee" then use his or her anus muscles to lay the mangled meat mountain in the other partners mouth.

That Arby's meat packer sure was delicious

by perphurdle May 2, 2018

Punxsutawney Hot Pocket

Fill a giant turd with semen and period blood. Freeze it. Use as a dildo. Eat.

Janice ate a Punxsutawney hot pocket and developed a serious infection. Her lower jaw and vagina fell off and she dead.

by Pastel dolphin jizz May 3, 2018

Out of Pocket

A term used, mainly by southern business men, to indicate they will not be available as usual. It's a stupid term, that is frown upon by people with intelligence. The term is often used by individuals that most people would describe as sociopaths.

My boss, the sociopath, had to take his wife to rehab this morning, he stated that he will be "out of pocket" most of the day.

by Buddballs January 18, 2018