november 2nd

national cum in your girlfriends ass day. that doesn’t mean you can only fuck her in the ass. she’s just letting u finish there

me: babe i’m horny
him: it’s no nut november
me: and it’s november 2nd
him: well i’ve failed then

by ski279 November 1, 2019

November 1st

Slap your short friend day

Tall person: it’s November 1st!
Short person: ?-?
Tall person: -slaps-

by Idk tbh :) November 1, 2019

November 2nd

A day where you go back and message people from earlier in the year that you were friends with

“Hey you know it’s November 2nd, you get to chat to everyone you talked with earlier this year”

by Love and affection November 1, 2019

November 2nd

On November 2nd you get to slap your tallest friend across the face, only if your the shortest friend

Peepee - you know what day it is
Poopoo - nooooo
Peepee - it’s november 2nd

by Pussybepoppin November 1, 2019

November 8th

National no underwear day! Let your babies breath!

Bill: Hey bro, are you wearing underwear?
Jim: Why would I when it's November 8th?!

by broimreallsmart November 1, 2019

November

October was national slap ass month, now Novembers national grab ass month. Get ready to get your ass grabbed

" Bro it's ok its national grab ass month.."

November - Novembers grab ass month

by hoez.mad November 1, 2019

November 2nd

Today is the day to ask out your crush! Just have fun and do it DONT BE SCARY!

Oh man today is November 2nd!

by TeddyBear831 November 1, 2019