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john whit

Sexy as heck. The lady’s man, he always gets the girls with his sexy hair, and his curvy body.
by Lewis McRight May 6, 2018
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John pork rizzing up ishowspeed doing the thug shake gyatt

John pork rizzing the heck up ishowspeeds gyatt so he did the thug shake on Fortnite catnap doing the rizzy move
John pork rizzing up ishowspeed doing the thug shake gyatt is good”
by Hjmbhjyuuuyuy May 9, 2024
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johning

Johning is the act of making excuses for your loss upon losing a game, the most popular explanation being a "faulty" controller. It's most commonly seen among Smash Brothers and FPS (CoD, Valorant, OW, etc) gamers. Someone who frequently johns after a game is called a john, Mr. John or simply John. See also "Salty".
An example of johning:

(Player 1 attempts to perform a recovery but fails miserably, ending the match)

Player 2: Ha! I won fair and square!
Player 1: Dude, my controller was definitely faulty. Those buttons were sticky, thats why I didn't get my up special.
Player 2: You're blatantly johning, were you even *trying* to recover?
by HecatiaLapisLazvli October 4, 2024
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John Cusacked

When you fuck a girl so well she has to call in sick for 1 or more days, and walks funny for several days.
Bro, I would JOHN CUSACKED that!
by Kamedian January 24, 2011
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joe john woods

very fragile man with a kind heart. woman love him boys hate him, always has something to say. thinks he's karate kid with thos sloppy kicks. keep that guard up rkid.
joe john woods likes wood
by benhev_08 October 3, 2025
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John Michael

Some little shit that runs up to your butt hole and probes the living shit out of it
by Dr. NigNog October 17, 2025
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John A

by Mister Pain November 30, 2023
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