Your Mom

FAT

Your mom is fat

by Deutsches Kaiserreich March 11, 2020

Mom’s Spaghetti

When it’s your moment to shine. This is you’re one shot. 15 minutes of fame.

Yo tobias you got this!
I know it’s my mom’s spaghetti!

by 1 da main March 16, 2020

ericks mom

eats jdoe balls every day

u know ericks mom she be with jdoe eating

by ayemaneeezz March 17, 2020

Jake's mom

A huge whore

Jonny, wow look at that its Jake's mom,
What a whore

by Mrppman April 27, 2020

your mom

an ugly bitch

your mom
is an ugly bitch

by cantfindanamesorry April 30, 2020

yo momma disease (your mom a disease)

the beauty of this insult is that it is a double entendre and it can be taken in two different ways. you could either tell your friends that they have "yo momma disease" or you could say that their mom is a disease.

Jack: dawg can i get some help over here
Aidan: yo momma disease (your mom a disease)
Jack: My mom's a disease
Aidan: no, yo momma disease.
Jack: :(

by yomommadisease April 30, 2020

Mom

Crazy person so singularly driven to not bend or break her moral compass as to spend months isolated physically while entombed in an electronic prison. Mom’s do crazy shit when there’s a bully on the playground. Didn’t abandon anyone. Never stopped fighting. Had no means of communication and no friends to call. It’s all good though. Moms are cool.

“Mom is one psycho-ass bitch about getting to the bottom of this barrel full of shit.”

by Pussinbootsalaska May 2, 2020