triple double no assist

A man who scores, rebounds , and steals ladies. He does not help his friends with ladies, hence no assists.

Hey do you know Pete, yeah that guy is a triple double no assist, hes always hogging the ladies, and he never tries to be a wing-man. Yeah, Pete's a dick.

by Reddoglaker May 26, 2016

double shot mixer

When two eople cum in each other's mouths then they share a kiss mixing the fluids and drink it

I shared a fab double shot mixer with Kev last night. I now have both his cum and mine brewimg in my gut it tasted awesome.

by Natalie Milf September 27, 2018

Double Donkey Blumpkin

A double donkey blumpkin is a sexual act wherein two men sit on toilets facing each other, and recieve fellatio as they evacuate their bowls. Both men should climax simultaneously, and at the moment of climax punch their partner in the occipital lobe as hard as possible.

Rex, Jan, Jill and I had a Double Donkey Blumpkin party last night... it was a mess, there's shit everywhere.

by Dr. Hotte Karl June 22, 2010

Double Butt Scrub

When, seconds after finishing a shower, a big dirty poop begins slamming around in your intestines. After jettisoning the egregious turd and wiping, you still feel unclean, so you are forced to return to the shower and soap up the inside of your butt crack again, after having just done so minutes earlier.

Guy 1: Hey man, why'd you take two showers? You're running up the water bill!

Guy 2: Fuck off, man, the sloppiest turd you've ever seen or smelled hit me right after I got out the first time, so I had to do the double butt scrub.

by ungabunga August 22, 2008

Double Fists to Chestie

When a guy sticks both of his fists into his girls asshole. He then pulls his fists out and rubs the poo from the asshole on the girls chest while saying "double fist to chestie"

1)Guy: Do you like poo?
Girl: Yes!
Guy: I'm gonna give you a double fists to chestie.

2) bitch, come over here and get a double fist to chestie

by BenDover686868 September 30, 2011

Double Shoota Masta

The act of shooting up with heroin and ejaculating inside a girl at the same time.

That guy that shot in heroin while he shot out cum is a double shoota masta

by Yuts August 16, 2008

double naught spy

light-skinned black man trying to pass as a white man. oo spyreferenced by jethro bodine from beverly hillbillies. meaning like james bond 007.

check the brother man in the brooks brothers suite, he's trying to pass as a double naught spy

by guilty till proven innocent August 6, 2010