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by mavabar February 23, 2015
Get the mr. iagaru mug.When someone writes a comment on someone's fb post, or elsewhere online, and a petty (ignorant) person comes along and accuses this first person of saying or meaning something that they really aren't saying or meaning. Mr. or Mrs. Pettypants is either too quick to judge and misread the comment, or understand/grasp people's comment s, so they take apart your sentences and accuse you of something completely opposite of what you meant or said.
Mr. or mrs. Pettypants always misreads me! Mr. Pettypants got in a huff again and degraded my point by making it seem as a ploy be me to derail the subject, when in reality, he did not try to make the connection that I was only adding to it.
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petty flamer
by Annmalia March 3, 2015
Get the mr. or mrs. pettypants mug.A description for a man who makes you hot and high. He gives you a huge head rush better than any type of caffeine.
There's my Mr Espresso!
by foxkitten March 3, 2015
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Mrs. Merrill is my teatcher and she is the best and my friends wanted me to do this.
Mrs. Merrill is my teatcher and she is the best and my friends wanted me to do this.
by Nalick May 16, 2015
Get the Mrs. Merrill mug.Someone who constantly feels the need to discuss how much they wank. A Mr Tugalot can be identified thorough repeated behavior of the following:
1. Always bringing any conversation to porn. They feel the need to tell people where they watch it, what their favourite type is, how often they watch it etc
2. Constantly making masturbation jokes. Most of the time these don't even make sense. It is also common that their name may rhyme with the word wank
3. Is normally surprised to find out that most of their friends do not spend their evenings with their bedroom doors locked, their earphones in and a box of Kleenex beside them.
1. Always bringing any conversation to porn. They feel the need to tell people where they watch it, what their favourite type is, how often they watch it etc
2. Constantly making masturbation jokes. Most of the time these don't even make sense. It is also common that their name may rhyme with the word wank
3. Is normally surprised to find out that most of their friends do not spend their evenings with their bedroom doors locked, their earphones in and a box of Kleenex beside them.
by Tugg Alott July 24, 2015
Get the Mr Tugalot mug.Person A: "I heard Mr Birch hits people"
Person B: "Apparently he beat up Anne"
Person A: "Anne Example?!"
Person B "Apparently..."
Person B: "Apparently he beat up Anne"
Person A: "Anne Example?!"
Person B "Apparently..."
by Alex the legend August 2, 2015
Get the mr birch mug.A Mrs Sloggot is a sexual position discovered in early 90's by Thomas Davids (1902-1991). Some experts who actually wrote the karma suttra believe it was whilst performing the 'Mrs Sloggot' manoeuvre he may have actually possibly lead to the really absurd idea that doing the 'Mrs Sloggot' caused his own death, which has now been made in an autobiography by his ancient spirit, check the link below to purchase for a great gift this mother's day. The book even contains a recipe to perform the 'Mrs Sloggot'. You will need: 500ml of sparkling water, 6 match sticks, a hot candle, a pack of double stuffed Oreos and a pair of modified, spiked knuckle dusters which are then given to a silver back guerrilla, enough flammable liquid for 2 persons.
Now have sex with partner and whilst doing that throw the water into the guerrillas eyes and yell abuse at it. Then pour gasoline over you and partner, keep having sex until the guerrilla has started to kill you, whilst you're half dead, burn yourself alive, whilst being beaten by an insane guerrilla with knuckle dusters and still whilst having sex. Then eat the oreos and drink melted candle wax to wash them down.
Job Interviewer "Hello please sit and we'll begin the job interview"
Job Applicant "Thank you very much, is this your family in this picture with you?"
Job Interviewer "Yes, this is my Daughter"
Job Applicant "Fuck me! I'd Mrs Sloggot her in the face!"
Job Interviewer "Thanks! I've always thought the same"
Now have sex with partner and whilst doing that throw the water into the guerrillas eyes and yell abuse at it. Then pour gasoline over you and partner, keep having sex until the guerrilla has started to kill you, whilst you're half dead, burn yourself alive, whilst being beaten by an insane guerrilla with knuckle dusters and still whilst having sex. Then eat the oreos and drink melted candle wax to wash them down.
Job Interviewer "Hello please sit and we'll begin the job interview"
Job Applicant "Thank you very much, is this your family in this picture with you?"
Job Interviewer "Yes, this is my Daughter"
Job Applicant "Fuck me! I'd Mrs Sloggot her in the face!"
Job Interviewer "Thanks! I've always thought the same"
"Hey dude! I actually managed to steal a live, untrained guerrilla, wanna go Slog (Mrs Sloggot) after school man?"
"Sir this is a hiring to determine the custody of your children. I'm really questioning your sanity Mr Roberts."
"Sir this is a hiring to determine the custody of your children. I'm really questioning your sanity Mr Roberts."
by Dingus Muffleberry August 6, 2015
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