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Go Shoot a Cat

Meaning "to masturbate", it is derived from the following joke.

An owner of a bakery was an avid cake-baker , but her three children never failed to steal and eat the cake before it could be used for its intended purpose (To be sold. Duh). The woman decided to find out who was eating these cakes. She included a few tablespoons of metal BBs (the kind that go in Airsoft guns) into the cake batter.

Later that day, the baker was approached by her (very freaked) daughter. "Mom, mom, I went to the bathroom and I pissed out BBs!"
And so the mother beat her daughter.

A few hours later, her second daughter ran up to her and repeated the exact same thing as the first daughter.
And so the mother beat her daughter.

After dinner, her son ran up to her and said, "Mom, mom, I was down in the basement jacking off, and I shot the cat!"
Dude, stop staring at that chick. If you really have to, go shoot a cat.
by Dragonfiregamer January 6, 2010
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GTS (Go to Sleep)

CM Punks new finishing move, Cm punk gets a guy in a military press position (holding a guy over your head, elbows locked) and he drops the guy and introducing his opponents forehead to cm's knee thus, puttin him 2 sleep
by kennyc July 23, 2007
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Go Forth and Multiply

How to tell a mixed-gender group of your employees that you said to someone "Go fuck yourself."
I told that gimuntuan grandmother fucker and ass-covering tea bag wearer FT to go forth and multiply.
by Phak Yoo November 17, 2004
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Blow N' Go

When a guy blows his baby batter into a chick then leaves
Dude I totally did a blow n' go in this chick the other day shes gonna remember me for the rest of her life...
by blackorchid99 January 14, 2009
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The go crazy hamster

While gettin' busy, the combination of 8 pelvic thrusts and flailing your arms in a rapid circular motion while yelling "I'm a loopy nutjob.
I pulled off one of the most insane the go crazy hamsters on Shina last night
by Dinglenutz July 3, 2009
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nyam-go-way

A noun meaning someone who "eats and runs."

It literally means "eat-go-away." From the word nyam (meaning "eat"), the word "go" (of obvious meaning), and the word " 'way" (derived from "away" by aphaeresis).
I hate to be a nyam-go-way, but I have to run.
by Gheuf April 11, 2005
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go suck something

meaning go suck something long and hard side to side u dirty mofo go suck it k kapeesh?
Daniel: I'm Bored
Mohd: Go suck something
Daniel: Go suck ur moms Vajj
DeDe: both of go ride a disco stick
by DeDEisheresobackoffk March 3, 2009
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