circus of farting clowns

A euphemism verging on simile to denote that a formal committee or group of people, often in positions of leadership, is so inept that it’s comical.

Unfortunately, working for the State provided me with an opportunity to fully understand that a completely clueless circus of farting clowns were occupying key leadership roles up in Sacramento.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2023

fart breath

A situation that exists when jordan saunders forgets to brush his teeth.

Jordan just walked and talked to me, I'm not going to eat lunch now! I smelled his fart breath.

by eddie masterbaiter October 7, 2008

Fart smella

Everyone, except people with the names that begin with C and K.

Oh, that guy over there, What's his name again? Ruairidh Buchanan. No its Fart Smella.

by Funny fella Calum February 27, 2021

Fart Fucked

When you fart through an opening or hole of an object.

I just fart fucked that customers donut.

by Psytocrophic September 19, 2016

Fart cum

You cum in a jar then flip over the jar and take the biggest fart you can to move the cum into the women/men mouth during sexual relations. The man/women most inhale the cum and fart through there nose.

I did a fart cum with my mom.

by Niggerscanhavesexwithdildos April 13, 2021

fart-fisting

The act of cupping one's fart in both hands and releasing it in another's face.

Aaron was fart-fisted the other night by my sister. She has been doing a lot of fart-fisting lately to people.

I got fired for fart-fisting my boss.

by happysalad July 31, 2009

evil fart

A person who tries to find revenge and can do it. They call it Evil fart because they're they're determined for revenge

She's mad and wants her revenge. She's an Evil Fart

by Sweetcakes December 27, 2013