meat-cock

A type of penis that is big, have the consistency of loin, and it must be stuffed in during sex.

I have a meat-cock, and I'm not sure how I feel about it.

by Hmanlyman May 26, 2020

Meat Gyro

Meat Gyro gyroscope is human helicopter pilot.

The AME repaired the helicopter and handed it over to the meat gyro.

by CZBB Nert June 3, 2020

Wild Meat Beater

An individual that succumbs to the urge of masturbation regardless of the circumstances

guys wild meat beater alert! I just caught egan jerking it in the other room at the party.

by TheStreak June 8, 2020

Meat Suck O'Clock

Approximately the time that you boutta get your meat sucked. Can be anytime of the day but preferably after midnight and before 6 AM.

Oh guys I gotta go, GF says its Meat Suck O'Clock.
*Exits to get bj*

by BB_HQ June 9, 2020

Blue Meat

What your dick turns into when getting a handjob from a White Knuckler

Jordan: “Bro, this girl from church squeezed my dick so hard it gave me blue meat!”
Drew: “That’s what happens when you let a White Knuckler jerk you off.”

by pocketmuffin24 July 3, 2020

Squad meat

A lady who is sexually available for all members of the squad with very few questions asked.

Person A: Hey - I was thinking about asking out Becky on a date.

Person B: No need - she’s squad meat.

by bfgbeige703 July 8, 2020

Meat taxi

A skydiver referring to the tandem instructor taking passengers on a skydive.

It’s a bird, it’s a plane, nope it’s a meat taxi!

by Wimshady July 22, 2020