open bar syndrome

A state of excessive drunkenness resulting from an open bar social event.

When an individual drinks more alcohol, more aggressively simply because it is free.

I was drinking like I had open bar syndrome.

I had open bar syndrome. I puked.

by pants1848 April 26, 2010

second day syndrome

The degrading probability that you'll return a workout regimen after taking a day off.

The day after break from working out, the memory of going to the gym and not going to the gym are both fresh in your mind. Not going to the gym is a slightly fresher memory so I’ll say that getting a workout in has about a 40/60 chance of happening: second day syndrome. On the next day the probability drops to 30/70. Add that to the guilt of not having gone now for 3 days and you have a recipe for disaster.

by mrxinu February 11, 2009

Toxic Fart Syndrome

Physical ailment characterized by the repeated expulsion of absolutely foul, often sulfuric and environmentally destructive gasses from one's rectum, especially in libraries, classrooms and other public spaces. cf. "toxic shock syndrome", which can, incidentally, result from contact with someone carrying a particularly severe case of TFS (toxic fart syndrome).

"Dude that smell emanating from your rectum has increased global temperature by a half a degree celsius! I think you've got the toxic fart syndrome..."

"I was in the library yesterday and people started complaining at the front desk of a natural gas leak. Little did they know that it was the result of the ejection of the very unnatural gasses of my Toxic Fart Syndrome."

by Hominid54 May 2, 2014

Dip shit syndrome

The clinically diagnosed brain does ease that causes one to act like Alec Lingo. Symptoms include, stupid fucking decisions, commonly forgetting important and unimportant things. Overall causes the patient to be on fucking retard

Wow he's stupid, he must have dip shit syndrome

by Atoastybanana August 17, 2014

Expensive Shopper Syndrome

An unfortunate condition where a person tends to pick out the most expensive item available. If they are given a choice of ten different items, they could pick an item with their eyes closed and it would still be the most expensive item.

My friend has Expensive Shopper Syndrome. I showed her ten different shirts and she chose the $200 one without even looking!

by I heart chocolate flakes! February 2, 2009

Big pp syndrome

When the pp be big you know

"I was born with big pp syndrome" "nah"

by TheManWithBigPP April 13, 2020

Record Label Syndrome

The act of theoretically spending your money before you've made the product.

Singer - "Dude, when our album sells 4 million copies, I'm gonna buy a boat, the music video is gonna have explosions and a Lil' Wayne verse and..."

Producer - "Have you started writing the songs?"

Singer - "Nope!"

Producer - "You have Record Label Syndrome"

by Phrainck91 May 3, 2010