“Oh yeah, I’m a simp.”
“Bro, you’re pathetic. You’re really out here doing everything for a girl just get some vagina?”
“No. I’m a sniper monkey.”
“Bro, you’re pathetic. You’re really out here doing everything for a girl just get some vagina?”
“No. I’m a sniper monkey.”
by Redthewarrior July 11, 2023
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Get the simp mug.Someone who intentionally goes to the locker bay to see their crush walk past.
Someone who stays up late to talk to their crush when they know they should sleep.
Someone who stares at their crush in class begging for them to look a them back.
Someone who gets butterflies way too easy.
Someone that would pick up their crushes pen when the pen is closer to the crush.
Someone that day dreams scenarios about their crush.
Someone that would make themselves look nice in the morning just for their crush.
Someone that would buy fly kicks to get their crush's attention.
Someone that would stare at their crush and stalk their social medias.
Someone that takes drugs or drinks while thinking of their crush.
Someone that relates love songs to their crush.
Someone that can't get their crush out of their mind.
Someone that laughs loud to get their crush's attention.
Someone that changes themselves for their crush.
Someone that can become unhealthily addicted to thinking of their crush kissing them.
Someone that wears nice underwear just incase they get lucky with their crush.
Someone that puts lipgloss on in front of their crush purposefully.
Someone that talks about their crush all the time but even when they try not to they still do.
Someone that can't focus on their homework because of their crush.
Someone that would do their crush's homework for free.
Someone that smiles when they crush's name is mentioned.
Someone that would do anything to get with their crush.
Someone who stays up late to talk to their crush when they know they should sleep.
Someone who stares at their crush in class begging for them to look a them back.
Someone who gets butterflies way too easy.
Someone that would pick up their crushes pen when the pen is closer to the crush.
Someone that day dreams scenarios about their crush.
Someone that would make themselves look nice in the morning just for their crush.
Someone that would buy fly kicks to get their crush's attention.
Someone that would stare at their crush and stalk their social medias.
Someone that takes drugs or drinks while thinking of their crush.
Someone that relates love songs to their crush.
Someone that can't get their crush out of their mind.
Someone that laughs loud to get their crush's attention.
Someone that changes themselves for their crush.
Someone that can become unhealthily addicted to thinking of their crush kissing them.
Someone that wears nice underwear just incase they get lucky with their crush.
Someone that puts lipgloss on in front of their crush purposefully.
Someone that talks about their crush all the time but even when they try not to they still do.
Someone that can't focus on their homework because of their crush.
Someone that would do their crush's homework for free.
Someone that smiles when they crush's name is mentioned.
Someone that would do anything to get with their crush.
"Hey Cait, look who is coming in the room"
*Cait blushes and grins super wide*
"Shut up bro!"
"you're such a simp, Cait!"
*Cait blushes and grins super wide*
"Shut up bro!"
"you're such a simp, Cait!"
by PearlJamSimp May 24, 2022
Get the Simp mug.A guy that likes to treat women fairly and respectfully. Some people might say this type of person is only nice to women because he wants sexual gratification but that is untrue. Simps actually care about women and usually end up scoring more often than guys who only care about showing women an unfair and backwards dominant ideal.
“Jack treats me right and he doesn’t do things that I’m not ready for in our relationship quite yet, he’s a simp,” Martha told her bimbo friends who laughed harshly at her behind her back.
by Johnny Fitz June 3, 2020
Get the Simp mug."Sucker Idolizing Mediocre Pussy". Typical "Nice Guy" behavior where he puts himself in the Friend-Zone to become subservient to and an orbiter around some girl he likes. Typically Involves being the victim of "Foodie dates" and being an emotional tampon about the girls escapades while chasing and being "run-through" and dumped by Chads.
Desperately hoping to be the "rebound guy" and being picked after she finishes her turn on the "Cock Carousel". Often found to beg a girl to not leave when she finds the next Chad or Tyrone.
Known to turn off girls due to their tendency to be desperate. Will often chase single moms and other girls with baggage to "White Knight" or play "Captain Save-a-Hoe".
Also known to be a "pay piggy" to some OF model, paying thousands of dollars for a pretend relationship. In hopes to be allowed to date her when she can no longer make money making homemade pron content.
Desperately hoping to be the "rebound guy" and being picked after she finishes her turn on the "Cock Carousel". Often found to beg a girl to not leave when she finds the next Chad or Tyrone.
Known to turn off girls due to their tendency to be desperate. Will often chase single moms and other girls with baggage to "White Knight" or play "Captain Save-a-Hoe".
Also known to be a "pay piggy" to some OF model, paying thousands of dollars for a pretend relationship. In hopes to be allowed to date her when she can no longer make money making homemade pron content.
Concerned Friend: Joe why are you chasing that single mom again? You know she cheated on you last time with a tinder date. She is only using you as a Foodie Date".
Joe Pay piggy: why not? I know she is out of my league. She's not like that because"SHE LOVES ME!"
Concerned Friend: My God, you are such a Simp! Don't come crying to me when she dumps you for the next Tinder date.
Joe Pay piggy: why not? I know she is out of my league. She's not like that because"SHE LOVES ME!"
Concerned Friend: My God, you are such a Simp! Don't come crying to me when she dumps you for the next Tinder date.
by Rsnhostmaster November 8, 2023
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