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The Bro Card

Definition:
The card you pull on a friend to get what you want. It cannot be turned down without making the "bro" out to be a bad friend. Usually stated..."If you were my bro..." with no need to finish the sentence. * The Bro Card may never be pulled on a bro card itself.
Example:
1- C'mon man hand me a card under the table.
2- No Dude! I dont cheat!
1- If you were my bro.... (The Bro Card)
2- Ughhhh!! Alright! Here!
1- Thanks BRO!

*1- If you were my bro you would eat a booger."

2- If YOU were MY bro you wouldnt ask me to.
by clownkid18 January 14, 2012
mugGet the The Bro Cardmug.

Ultimate Bro’s

When two Metrosexual males do absolutely everything together, even go to the bathroom. They’re not gay but from all outward appearances appear gay. They may even engage in Broga (bro yoga). They may also help a bro out sexually with a bro job or a bro down but because they’re just bro’s, it’s totally not gay.
“Bill & Jeremy aren’t gay, they’re just Ultimate Bro’s.”
by Finnzo January 25, 2019
mugGet the Ultimate Bro’smug.

it's liquid bro

A phrase referring to earning liquid dividends, most commonly used to explain how a type of dividends work to new people.

The phrase stems from the crypto currency Axion in which investors stake tokens in order to earn dividends. Some of the dividends are liquid, hence the phrase came to be.
When can I withdraw my wBTC dividends?

It's liquid bro!
by Ermabot March 21, 2021
mugGet the it's liquid bromug.

Bro-bie Doll

Occurs when one of the bros in your posse only attracts women who think he's gay.
Tina, I'm not going shoe shopping with you; what do I look like, your damn Bro-bie Doll?

Sarah only likes Ross because he's a Bro-bie Doll.
by Dogger Dog August 23, 2011
mugGet the Bro-bie Dollmug.

Fart Bro

You fart and you bro
I like to fart bro with my bros
by Alberto Cardozo June 23, 2019
mugGet the Fart Bromug.

Bro

A young individual, usually between the age of 16-20 that shows good intentions a majority of the time, and will often place other friends above themselves. This includes but is not limited to: spotting a friend at Taco Bell and not asking for incentive, donating perfectly good clothes to close friends that they didn't really want to give away, or overall providing a humorous and somewhat waggish experience for others during chill seshes. Strictly used regarding male relationships.

Not to be confused with brother, though the two are often synonymous, as a bro is close enough a majority of the time to be considered a brother. It is often insulting to never make this comparison if the bro-lationship has continued for more than 3 years.
Tommy: Yo, who's that new kid everyone keeps talking about? Jake, right?
Jacob: Yeah man, I just hung out with him yesterday... he's a fucking bro!
by ScatmanSam June 6, 2015
mugGet the Bromug.

Blax Bro

1.) a black person who plays lacrosse
2.) a person that is so white that hey themselves do not know that they are black, they usually play lax, hockey etc...
yo you see that dude on the lax field.
yea that nigga is a straight up "Blax Bro" he dosent even knows he is black
by afitchman2008 November 22, 2011
mugGet the Blax Bromug.

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