crimp off a length

Tightening your sphincter mid poop to cut it in half.

I had such a massive turd this morning, i had to crimp off a length to stop it rising too high in the bowl

by Doctor rotcod March 4, 2014

drop the kids off

Take a #2

After eating all that Mexican food, I had to go drop the kids off.

by Vijay June 10, 2003

Bestbuy Brush-off

When you purchase a product from BestBuy with their technology experts and their extended warranty and try to get them to replace the product because there is an issue with it. They then proceed to tell you that they cant do that or that the product is broke because of you. You proceed to go up the chain to find out some punk 17 year old kid is the manager and that he doesn't even know what the extended warranty says.

Eric: Hey, Tom I heard your stereo amp blew in your truck, did Best Buy fix it for you?
Tom: NO! The manager told me I bought the wrong amp for my system...
Eric: Didn't THEY tell you what to buy to go with your stuff?
Tom: Yea...
Eric: Dude you just were a victim of the "Bestbuy Brush-Off"

by DaRth79 November 13, 2009

break me off

get a girl off with rough sex

Oh baby break me off...I want it hard.

by Fagalicious October 7, 2003

off tha chain

Used when somthing is so good, it makes you want to slap yo momma!

Damn! This bud is off tha chain!

by Chrisp January 27, 2003

off the food chain

(1) (Adj.) insane amounts of fun

Being possibly the most extreme form of the term "off the chain", 'off the food chain' is used to describe a situation where every aspect of it is completely dope & radical.

"Man, that was off the food chain!"

by Kitty2k January 12, 2008

the bull is off the nickle

evidently it's an older expression referring to something that is crazy or unbelievable. I heard it used on an old episode of the Twilight Zone recently, but had never heard the expression before.

such an outlandish story proved "the bull is off the nickle".

by free ale January 2, 2010