Mom: hooray Nathan, you’re 9 now! What do you want for your birthday?
Nathan: all i want for my birthday is a big booty hoe
Mom: sorry, you can’t get that.
Nathan: *cries*
Nathan: all i want for my birthday is a big booty hoe
Mom: sorry, you can’t get that.
Nathan: *cries*
by coolhandlehere69420 December 27, 2022
A saying which translates to "the amount of times you masturbate should be inversely proportional to the amount of people in your house"
Person 1: "Bro I'm horny as hell and I need to release some stress but people keep calling me and entering my room"
Person 2: "Remember, the more hoes in your land, the less hose in your hand"
Person 1: "You're right, I should go somewhere else"
Person 2: "Remember, the more hoes in your land, the less hose in your hand"
Person 1: "You're right, I should go somewhere else"
by MalakaiESP March 17, 2020
that creepy thing buffalo bill would say in the movie the silence of the lambs when he wanted those girls to rub lotion on them selves
guy 1: hey phil it rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hoes again.
phil: dude stop you know buffalo bill killed my mom
phil: dude stop you know buffalo bill killed my mom
by hitmanjones21 July 11, 2008
Donald Trump and Mr krabs
by XXX_PewdiePuss_XXX February 10, 2018
by The thrasher trasher September 21, 2017
OMG! Jose is such a Pussy Ass Bitch Ass Hoe Ass Slut Ass Nigga Cum! He LOOOOOOVEEEESSSSS chili peppers on his breasts!
by holaaa 69 poop caca February 19, 2020
The process by which one loses all hope for a relationship with a female when the female in question not only friend-zones you, but also declares you to be “like a brother” to her.
Greg: I thought Sally really liked me so I made a move. Then she proceeded to say I was “like a brother”
Lionel: Man, that’s rough. Sorry bro, women suck!
Greg: I know she said she’s not interested, but should I hold out hope?
Lionel: Nah man, are you crazy?!! “Once you’re her bro, she ain’t your hoe!”
Lionel: Man, that’s rough. Sorry bro, women suck!
Greg: I know she said she’s not interested, but should I hold out hope?
Lionel: Nah man, are you crazy?!! “Once you’re her bro, she ain’t your hoe!”
by Coffee rocks May 27, 2018