Rail Rhodying

To be put on hold without notice while youre on the phone with someone and continue to talk without knowing that person put you on hold. Only to find out that person didn't hear anything you said.

Cheryl rail rhody'd Michael in the middle of him screaming for help. He was later found violated and naked in the everglades. It was Cheryl's fault for rail rhodying Michael and not listening to his plea for help.

by anonymous April 9, 2021

rail water

Water that is served from a bartender’s “speed rail”, the area or rack right in front of the bartender that holds the most used liquor and mixers, for easy access. Bars and pubs may offer bottled water, but the choice of rail water prevents additional recycling of plastic bottles.

Me: "Hey bartender, could I please have a rail water?"

Bartender: "You want that real water?"

Me: "Yeah, fresh off the rail!"

by Lytestylez December 24, 2023

rail

To help someone install some sort of fence or railing.

And Drew: Dude I railed Reb Ecca so hard last night

Mike Call: Oh really, how does the fence look, is she happy with it?

And Drew: Yeah, it turned out great. Let me know if you know anyone who needs to be railed.

Mike Call: Bet

by kumquatbby November 30, 2020

anal rail gun

To wear,insert,or make use of a metallic Buttplug, while in an MRE machine.

Step 1. Wear a buttplug with a metallic core, or just wear a fully metal buttplug in your rectum

Step 2. Schedule an MRI or have a Walk-in MRI at your local hospital. While still wearing the Buttplug

Step 3. Lay on the MRI table and let nature takes it course.

As soon as the MRI machine is turned on, the buttplug will shoot at the speed of sound itself into your anal cavity, through it, and into your chest cavity.

Chance of survival is Low, but not impossible.

"Man, That Anal Rail Gun was intense! I gotta remember to take out my plug next time!"

by The Dab Pad December 7, 2024

necro-rail

The act of having group sex with a dead person.

Last nights necro-rail was the shit!

by serenityvyle June 8, 2011

The Rail Shot

A camera angle in a porn scene, where its viewed under the male and female having intercourse while standing up, it shows the balls and the penis thrusting into the vagina and at a few minutes the males asscrack and asshole fills up the video.

Greg: Dude, i just masturbated and the rail shot showed and i came.

Paul: Yeah its disgusting

by Fim-Fompples January 29, 2016

Rookie Rails

Toilet safety handlebars, often used by the elderly.

"Gertrude had to have rookie rails installed after her fall"

by Abf107 September 20, 2018