The cum puddle

The act of cupping your hands and cumming in them

Guy: can I give you the cum puddle.
Girl: Thanks ill use it for skincare.

by Dravven February 8, 2025

BPSK (big puddle small kitty)

BPSK- aka (big puddle small kitty) is one of three scenarios. Either:
A: there is a rather large puddle of water compared to a relatively small kitty.

B: a petite girl, (small kitty), seen in the same room with or engaging in sexual intercourse with a rather elephantine and large looking male (big puddle)
C: a very feminine male violently shoving a beer funnel into a vagina (small kitty) while he ejaculates into said funnel, into (small kitty) therefore a (big puddle) enters such (small kitty)

C: “Bro did u see that Brando pulled a BPSK with his side hoe????,” says Virgin Mary
“Fuck did the kitty purr?” Says Old ahh Joseph

A,B: your typical BPSK

BPSK (big puddle small kitty)

by helldamixa March 15, 2023

fuck puddle

Its fun to be in it when you feel like it, but when u don't want it its annoying as fuck an a bother

Nigga quit being a fuck puddle

by fuck puddle December 5, 2014

Thud Puddle

A massively large ejaculation, usually caused by being backed up for a spell.

I haven’t jacked off in a week so I can give her the ol’ thud puddle tonight

by Juice jamboree May 27, 2023

Butt Puddle

The damp butt-shaped imprint left on your sheets after a long sweaty session of sex.

Guess we should've turned on the fan before we got started, cause I just left a gnarly butt puddle on the bed.

by Deadinlivingform April 25, 2011

Puddle-Chaser

A Person (More so women as opposed to men) that chase mud puddle bags!

“Hey bro, you better put your gal in check, she won’t get off of Jeff’s nuts! I’m afraid she’s becoming ... a mud puddle-chaser!”

by FunnyFlirtyThirty November 15, 2018

Puddle

An affectionate term to describe a person who sleeps with anyone who has dope.

Person 1: Check out that puddle, she wants to do me tonight for a puff sac.
Person 2: She'll sleep with anyone won't she?
Person 1: That's why she's a puddle, it takes a lot of drips to make a puddle.

by Boss Me January 31, 2019