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Crystal Geezer

A clear, fresh and piquant beverage comprised of water in its purest form minus the plastic plus a tinge of fresh minerals straight from earth's crust
Hey, I'm thirsty. Can you go get me a Crystal Geezer at the gas station?
by D Flawless September 19, 2020
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Crystal bang

Crystal bang is a sex move that causes you to use meth and crystal rocks as sex toys.
Today me and my wife tried crystal bang. It was amazing she hated it.
by Ladyluna12 June 15, 2021
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crystal beth

a name that you can call someone when they are being idiots or displaying idiot-like behavior. Often used for Women but can be any gender.
Scarlett: Hey, why did she just try to do a back flip off the roof?
Cece: oh, shes just being a crystal beth!
by deeskuceting123 March 14, 2021
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Ass Crystals

When a big girl sweats in the crotch of her pants and you can see the dried sweat from behind.
I was going up the stairs and this girl in front of me had some serious Ass Crystals.
by AF84 October 25, 2018
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Crystal Sea

Crystal Sea is an amazing woman full of depth and integrity. She holds you close but also has the ability to teach you lessons by pushing you away from the comfort of being stagnant. She has multi- faucets and is always evolving. Crystal Sea is as the Ocean; pulled like tides by the Moon. You will most likely fall head over heels for her and lose your breath.

She is usually referred to as 'Sea'.

Don't be fooled by her appearance. There is a lot going on in there.
I wish I were near Crystal Sea.
by SphericalNonsense October 19, 2020
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Crystal Russe

The combination of Crown Russe vodka with Crystal Light and water to create a beverage that tastes like candy and leads to an unavoidable blackout.

Many consider it to be the ultimate drink because it's lack of sugar and abundance of water minimizes hangovers, furthermore, the fact that Crystal Light is water soluble ensures that the inevitable spillage will not stain your clothing.
"How did you blow a .20, it three o'clock in the afternoon?"

"I drank some Crystal Russe last night"
by Raderade December 5, 2009
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Crystal Villicana

Why are you looking up her name? Date her already wth? Damn does everything need a sign
Crystal Villicana is just the best. Period.
by Jeff067 September 17, 2019
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