terror junkie

Someone who watches days of television about a terrorist incident and then reads every story they can about terrorist strikes or groups on the internet. terrorism, terrorist, al qaeda, ISIS, militia , bomb, SWAT team, explosion, suicide bomber, terrorazzi, terrorcation

All you do each day is watch hours of tv about the terrorist strike in Europe. They say the same thing everyday, you're officially a terror junkie.

by joecoolthefool October 11, 2016

vehicular terrorism

A form of terrorism in which a perpetrator deliberately rams a motor vehicle into a building, crowd of people, or another vehicle. This attack is made by a loser terrorist who can't drive a motor vehicle if their lives depend on it.

Vehicular terrorism in my freaking town? OVER MY DEAD BODY!

by Mr. Robotron June 10, 2017

terrorism

Going to the bathroom after Osama Bin Laden

Going to the bathroom after Osama Bin Laden you will realize the true meaning of terrorism

by BusyMan15 October 27, 2019

Casual Terrorism

Protesting against an issue by inconveniencing other people who are not responsible for the issue at hand and powerless to effect any change themselves.

Instead of hassling the politicians and mega-corps, some casual terrorists randomly blocked the bridge and made me miss my doctor's appointment! I may agree with their cause but still hate everything about their indiscriminate actions.

Jim Crow sit-ins were not casual terrorism because they were protesting at the sites of injustice.

by January6WasARiot October 13, 2021

terror poot

Terror Poot: a fart that escapes when one is terrified.

"That clown jumped out of nowhere back in the haunted house! I think I let out a terror poot!"

by dizzieman March 13, 2024

Transgressive Homo-Aquatic Terror

An affliction commonly found in a millennial. It is when you are terrified of boats and cannot shower with the lights out. Also known as tremmeling Common symptoms include short arms and a love of teddy bears.

Sorry man I cannot go fishing, I have Transgressive Homo-Aquatic Terror.

by Wally world 6047 June 9, 2022

Competitive Terrorism

A competition where you have to strike fear into the audience. The one who does it better wins. It has some restrictions as to avoid severe injuries or cause death. It is a sport that isn't that well known but it is quite entertaining to take part in as one of the contestants. I was once among the audience and I had to go to therapy for 3 years. *Never again*.

Person A:"Hey wanna play Among Us today?"

Person B:"Sorry, I can't. I have a few hours competitive terrorism today."

by MansurNr001 February 20, 2021