A Mexican fast-food franchise that, after consumption, you better run and find a nearby bathroom before you shit yourself
by Animal lover 2011 December 30, 2023
Get the Taco Bellmug. A particularly cheesy penis end. If 'eaten' is guaranteed to induce a stomach upset, just like a meal from the fast food chain of the same name.
"I really ought to shower more often. My girlfriend refused to perform oral sex, claiming that she could smell my Taco Bell before I undressed"
by PoolieInNottingham October 17, 2025
Get the Taco Bellmug. A large behemoth of a dump that completely demolishes your toilet and can only be The result of eating 3 or more items from Taco Bell with extra fire sauce.
Bro 1: Hey dude are you hungover from last night?
Bro 2: Not really but i totally forgot we hit the taco bell drive thru on the way home.. How much did i eat ? I just took the fattest Taco Bell dump in my girls toilet this morning and she kicked out her apartment.
Bro 2: Not really but i totally forgot we hit the taco bell drive thru on the way home.. How much did i eat ? I just took the fattest Taco Bell dump in my girls toilet this morning and she kicked out her apartment.
by JPOW 2 January 6, 2024
Get the taco bell dumpmug. The act of consuming a box meal from the formost US Tex Mex chain while under a state of gastrointestinal distress in an attempt to rid yourself of the ailment; with potentialy catastrophic results.
Tim: I have had the stomach flu for 3 days and I am misreable. At this point I am willing to risk it all. Time for some Taco Bell Russian Roulette.
Andy: That sounds like the worst idea ever.
Tim: I will either clean the virus out of my system or you are going to have to plunge my organs through the pipes. I am up for either at this point.
Andy: That sounds like the worst idea ever.
Tim: I will either clean the virus out of my system or you are going to have to plunge my organs through the pipes. I am up for either at this point.
by 2nd amendment is bae June 7, 2022
Get the Taco Bell Russian Roulettemug. The perfect fast food to inevitably shit yourself and make your whole house smell donkey shit
Aka: Laxatives
Aka: Laxatives
by Nut master 3000 February 7, 2021
Get the Taco bellmug. Who, Jamie last night was actin like a taco bell last nite! my ass hurts, and now i can squeeze3 dicks in there!
by TWENTY ØNE PILØTS trash October 18, 2016
Get the Taco Bellmug. by human1010101 November 22, 2018
Get the Taco Bellmug.