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Jelly Stress

The act in which an individual persons is beyond saving from the stress of their life. Often seen in the car sales industry as customers with a sub 500 credit score.
My manager Clovis said this customer is a Jelly Stress because not even Santander will approve them... they were Repo'd twice!
by Daniel Stress Fracture January 19, 2026
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Never StreSS

A term popularized by tiktok larpers, word stems from the primal rawtard youtube Gatis "Goatis" Lagzdins saying "Never Stress". The term "Never StreSS" with the capital S's is a larp for the SS, or Schutstaffel, the national socialist german paramilitary organisation. The term is widely used in surf edits, known as "Surfing the kali yuga", or edits of nature, and other generally activities considered low cortisol.
Goyim 1: Eyy, bro wanna go surf the kali yuga with me broo!
Goyim 2: Yess duude, for sure im down, you know what they say bro, Never StreSS!
by SensitiveYoungChud February 2, 2026
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