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Fat skid.

A person so rude and smelly that it defies the laws of physics. Self centered and would sell their granny for a dime. Smells of shit so bad even a fly wouldn't land in them. A turd so big that a t rex would have to get stitches after taking such a huge turd.
That guy was so rude. What total fat skid. What a total piece of shit !
by Skippy the shit distirber. September 18, 2021
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Skid

A person who is lieing or is jocking
She is a skid because she is always jocking around.
by Urbanjams February 21, 2015
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SKID

Script kiddies, often called "skids," are individuals with limited hacking skills who rely on existing tools and scripts created by more experienced hackers. They are drawn to hacking out of curiosity, a desire for recognition, or simply for the thrill of breaking into systems. Unlike skilled hackers who invest time in learning programming and cybersecurity principles, script kiddies opt for quick and easy solutions. They typically exploit known vulnerabilities to launch attacks, such as DDoS attacks or website defacements, but lack the sophistication for more complex exploits.

While script kiddies pose a cybersecurity threat, their activities can be mitigated through robust security measures like firewalls and user education programs. Fostering a culture of responsible hacking can discourage malicious activities among aspiring hackers. Understanding the motivations and methods of script kiddies is essential for safeguarding against their attacks and protecting against cybersecurity risks.
SKID 1: Yo, dude, check out this new tool I found online. It's supposed to let us take down any website with just a few clicks.

Script Kiddie 2: Sweet! What's it called?

SKID 1: It's called "DDoS-Master 9000." Apparently, it floods the target server with so much traffic that it crashes.

SKID2: Nice find! Let's use it to take down that gaming website that banned us last week. Revenge time!

Script Kiddie 1: Haha, yeah! I've already set up a list of target URLs. We just need to launch the attack at the same time for maximum impact.

Script Kiddie 2: Sounds like a plan. Should we use our real IP addresses?

Script Kiddie 1: Nah, let's mask our IPs with a VPN. We don't want the cops knocking on our doors.

Script Kiddie 2: Good call. I'll fire up my VPN now. Let me know when you're ready to launch the attack.

Script Kiddie 1: Roger that. I'll give you the signal in 5 minutes. Get ready to watch that website go down in flames!

Script Kiddie 2: Can't wait! This is gonna be epic.
by Idxntity April 28, 2024
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skid

skid is when u
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by richrichypenguindude June 14, 2024
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RaspberryPi Skid

Some gayass nerd that decides to skid every script in existance. He even skidded walkspeed script. He is well known
for skidding someones penis so he could normally jerk off with a normal size.

A: Hey! Wheres my penis!!!
B: Well dont ask me.. ask RaspberryPi. He even skidded my mom since he never had one. i cri :(
RaspberryPi Skid is big gayass nerd fucker.
by SirixDied July 31, 2019
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Skid

This Bastard stole my girlfriend so I came up from behind and gave him a hard Skid, It was all down hill from there.
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Chocolate skid mark

When your asscrack itches for any number of reasons, and you have to itch it through your pants, thus leaving a small shitstain on your underwear.
“Man, my ass was itchin this morning from last night’s Mexican food. Left a chocolate skid mark because i was in a meeting and couldn’t hit the bathroom!”
by ShrinkDoc August 22, 2019
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