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Skeeting

When you squint one of your eyes, like you're Skeet Ulrich having his picture taken.
Ah, man! Look at that, I am totally skeeting in my selfie!
by Jakely March 15, 2015
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Skeet Skeet

I once asked a 10 year-old african-american girl to define skeet skeet. She told me that there are two definitions, a good one and a bad one 1) to leave 2) to have sex (at least I thought that was what she was talking about).
1) "you best skeet skeet up on outa here!"
2) "what they do up in the party rooms at the skating rink"
by Lemon King September 1, 2005
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skeet skeet

To encourage someone to move along, or get going. A derivative of the term 'skedaddle'.
"Go on... Skeet skeet!"
"Skeet on outta here..."
by mayburry March 5, 2009
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Skeet

A term used in Ulster and North Leinster (Ireland).
Skeets ("skayt" in skeet language) are the opposite of rockers, and a variation of spide.
Generally wearing a Meckenzie or Fred Perrie tracksuit, carrying a knife and a number one haircut.
Most have a vocabulary of about 3, and have the conversational skills of your average garden brick.

Skeet language:
"Well ba"
"Ye startin?"
"Aye go on den"
"UR MA!"
"Stab ye hay!"
Etc etc

Skeet females are like the males, only usually really really fit.
Only problem is that the only thing that ever comes out of their mouths is white noise.
Generally pregnant or seeking pregnancy.

Skeets enjoy beating up rockers, EMOs, stealing, aswell other forms of crime, eating, sleeping and getting each other pregnant.
An agressive species, they are attracted to flourescent light, particular glowsticks.

There presence is usually signified by the "nst nst nst" dance rythtym of that pigshite they like to call "their" music.

Utter gobshites...
Aye he's a pure skeet hay

Ye startin son?
by Conchúir Ó hÓgáin March 9, 2008
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Sandusky-Skeet-Skeet

Verb - Describes the action of someone who has a sexual desire, or attraction, for young boys
You're such a pervert! You were totally Sandusky-skeet-skeetin' towards that kid!

skeet skeet
by C_AY November 23, 2011
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skeet skeet ratio

The skeet skeet ratio is the ratio of your own skeet to that of everyone else's skeets when you play soggy waffle.
A high skeet skeet ratio means that the skeet present in the soggy waffle is mainly comprised of your own brand.
by Blaine Carter November 4, 2007
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Skeet

I'm bout to skeet all in your face. Don't make a skeet stain on my sheet.
by Annonomous September 16, 2005
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