sage

a 600 pound bitch who is a bitch 24/7

person 1- Oh it’s sage!

person 2- 🐳🐳🐳🐳🐳🐳🐳🐳🐳🐳🐳

by i_hate_you_! July 25, 2022

Sage

A “sage” is someone who can be very very annoying and simp over guys named Jesus.

Sage: dammm did u see Jesus in his hoe shorts today.

Friend: why are you like this?

by Jesuslover2,000 March 26, 2022

Sage Flakes

When you scratch the shit out of your skin so hard it looks like like you are attempting to make your arm a make shift lottery crossword puzzle and you leave flakes of skin over any given object.

Hey, look at that old smelly guy leaving his sage flakes all over the place, gross.

by New Meta Strats September 12, 2015

saging up

To smoke or hotbox a persons or friends house/apartment.

We are saging up her house tonight

by Luke snifer June 11, 2017

sage

A girl who's fake and has no real friends because of how she treats others. Ugly on the inside. Heart of ice. Drops her friends for no reason at all other than because they don't do what see days and she can't get her way. Angry, hateful, immature, rude. Gets others to handle her problems.

There's Sage! She's such at brat!

by NoNameNoNumberNoFriends November 2, 2017

Sage

A guy who is so fucking stupid and loves to suck dick and choke on dick .

I will pull a sage tonight

by NoPeople April 22, 2019

Sage

A 40+ year old virgin

You're a 37 year old wizard? Pathetic, I'm a 45 year old sage.

by SuperhumanCock December 7, 2023