Pipe runner

Good with pipes (lays the pipe)

Big john is a pipe runner

by Giggggggg January 11, 2018

cab runner awayer

People who run away from cabs.

Jess is a cab runner awayer.

by @tess.c January 20, 2018

merge runner

A person who uses merge lanes to cut ahead of traffic.

I got cut off by a merge runner!

by MedivalTempo February 3, 2018

runner's whip

Runner's whip occurs when you are running but your dick be too long so it keeps whipping back and forth until you get bruises on your inner thighs.

Wife: Babe, what happened to your legs?
Me: Oh these bruises?
Wife: Yea
Me: Went for a run last night...
Wife: Oh no, did someone hit you?
Me: Nah bitch, it's runner's whip from my fat long dick!

by this_is_true February 13, 2018

Leg Runner

Someone who is extremely stupid. They will often lack even the basic knowledge common to small children. Derived from the derogatory phrase "the best part of you ran down your mother's leg."

Person 1: "Yo, that guy just asked me what part of Africa Canada was in!"

Person 2: "Dude's a total Leg Runner..."

by HarbingerOfDumb June 4, 2018

Rum Runner

A rum runner is a type of flask used to sneak alcohol into a social place that prohibits bringing any. For example many people flasks like this to sneak alcohol onto cruise ships but can be used anywhere.

Craig: Dude I lost forgot my wallet I can't buy any drink.
Josh: don't worry I got my rum runner

by Kazotsky March 14, 2018

ho-runner

An old pimp car like the old style drop-top Impalas from gangsta rap videos, all tricked out with hydraulic suspension lifters and fuzzy dice.

"My uncle used to drive a ho-runner"
(40 year old virgin)

by Gorgeous-Randy-Flamethrower November 6, 2018