French guy acting homie: Yo, geographically challenged yankee guy, do you know how big France is?
geographically challenged yankee guy: Nah maaaan, we didn't do no geo-graffy is high-school man!
French guy acting homie: It's about 500 Rhode Islands.
geographically challenged yankee guy: Nah maaaan, we didn't do no geo-graffy is high-school man!
French guy acting homie: It's about 500 Rhode Islands.
by Patrickdub January 17, 2008
Babe, close your eyes. Let the sand slip through your toes. Let me massage some sun tan oil all over you and hold on for dear life as Dick Clark does his countdown, we're "going to the island."
by cabana boy 7 May 16, 2009
A small island located just west of Horsehoe Bay, Canada. The population consits mainly of aging hippies and artists. great place in the summer, providing your a member of the Tunstal Bay Club. Stupid 40 kmh speed limit. Great bush parties. Teen Club...dont even bother..
by Jules April 23, 2003
A collection of smaller "villages" and "towns" located near Cape Canaveral, Florida. Nestled on the edge of the Space Coast, Merritt Island is a sleepy town, yet is filled with good people who live honest lives and work with "what they have." Most of the population is of the "blue collar" class, with the notable exception of a few lucky people.
Notable landmarks include Merritt Square Mall (filled with low-end shopping and a Dollar Tree), Gardendale Elementary School (magnet school dedicated to performing arts, advanced scientific/mathematical education, and "artistic expression"), Merritt Island High School (the only high school there), and Ron Jon's (located in Coacoa Beach).
Although it seems "laid back," the local teenage population is highly pretentious (this if for unknown reasons, as none of them can afford even a designer bag or even luxe nailpolish, at that).
All-in-all, not a bad place to grow up if you have money and an open social agenda (as well as an open mind and something to entertain you -- because you *will* get bored quickly).
Notable landmarks include Merritt Square Mall (filled with low-end shopping and a Dollar Tree), Gardendale Elementary School (magnet school dedicated to performing arts, advanced scientific/mathematical education, and "artistic expression"), Merritt Island High School (the only high school there), and Ron Jon's (located in Coacoa Beach).
Although it seems "laid back," the local teenage population is highly pretentious (this if for unknown reasons, as none of them can afford even a designer bag or even luxe nailpolish, at that).
All-in-all, not a bad place to grow up if you have money and an open social agenda (as well as an open mind and something to entertain you -- because you *will* get bored quickly).
Merritt Island is a small town famous for nothing. It's filled with blue-collar workers and rednecks.
by ubuntuchick May 15, 2009
by MonteZuma June 24, 2005
After every show, David Copperfield takes a couple of chicks to Penetration Island, but they don't like the magic wand anymore.
by Kari Mackenzie February 06, 2008
An intensified version of cock-blocking wherein a friend of the intended sexual receiver intercepts all advances and completely disrupts the game plan.
Yeah bro, I was totally going in for the touchdown; 3rd and goal. Threw the arm out wide and reached around for the bra- boom her friend comes over for the pick six. Took my girl to the bathroom to have a girl-chat. Time ran out and I went home with no overtime- Revis Island, man."
by BEST-HIKER-EVER November 05, 2011