House Mouse

A salesperson who get's a lot of house deals from the sales manager. Also known as cheese deals.

The new sales guy has a lot of cars out. It's because he is a house mouse.

by Uncle Redneck June 9, 2018

fanny mouse

a tampon.

"oh dear, i have my period, i should really stick a fanny mouse up there"

by amaree gilham December 24, 2003

mouse-finger

In computer video game terminology the mouse-finger is the dominant, or preferred, finger the video game player uses to wield their most valuable implement of destruction, i.e. the computer mouse. Without one's mouse-finger one is completely helpless.

Joe: *Crack* Damn!
Mike: Hey Joe, why the expletive?
Joe: I just broke my mouse-finger. I won't be able to finish the Unreal Tournament.
Joe: Your passing will be remembered in our myths and legends for years to come. Rest in peace.

by Adam Wayne May 16, 2005

Mouse on a Harley

A diversionary excuse used when caught farting in public

John was standing in the break room at work and tried to sneak one out.
Jane walked in and having obviously heard it made a face at John.
John said, "Did you hear that? Must have been that mouse on a Harley again."

by Miggity Miggity May 22, 2018

Stockbridge Mouse

used in the more to-do parts of Edinburgh when describing what was obviously a rat, but they dont want to admit they have rats.

"Oh Marjorie, I was just moving the disco and I noticed a Stockbridge Mouse on the bird feeder"

by McVerylightblue May 25, 2022

Trash Mouse

Someone who is depressingly horny for a 2D character

“Sees a picture of a hot 2D character”
Trash Mouse : “GRRRRRRR WOOOF WOOOF BARK MEOW MEOW PURR RAAAWWRR UWU BARK BARRK”

by Skmpy March 31, 2022

Mouse Kisses

A homophonic version of "masochism".

It's wierdly pleasing to experience mouse kisses with a blindfold.

by deadmemory July 10, 2019