House Mouse

A salesperson who get's a lot of house deals from the sales manager. Also known as cheese deals.

The new sales guy has a lot of cars out. It's because he is a house mouse.

by Uncle Redneck June 9, 2018

fanny mouse

a tampon.

"oh dear, i have my period, i should really stick a fanny mouse up there"

by amaree gilham December 24, 2003

mouse-finger

In computer video game terminology the mouse-finger is the dominant, or preferred, finger the video game player uses to wield their most valuable implement of destruction, i.e. the computer mouse. Without one's mouse-finger one is completely helpless.

Joe: *Crack* Damn!
Mike: Hey Joe, why the expletive?
Joe: I just broke my mouse-finger. I won't be able to finish the Unreal Tournament.
Joe: Your passing will be remembered in our myths and legends for years to come. Rest in peace.

by Adam Wayne May 16, 2005

bens mouse

Bens so called 'mouse' is his tiny dick

Bens mouse looks like a doorbell

by StinkyBret October 24, 2019

Mouse-Tag

It is when a woman plays with herself or when a guy plays with a woman or gives her oral sex or when two women play with each other by fingering one another oral which is by month or sex

I guess she's in her room having fun playing mouse-tag with herself,

by Mchjennin January 17, 2011

Mouse Warming

This is when you meet up with a group of friends and show off all the bells and whistles of your new laptop; preferably one that no one else has but longs for.

Joe was mouse warming his new Toshiba yesterday.

by SunDazed January 8, 2010

Shake the mouse

Pretending to work. Akin to jerking off.

Johnny-How was work?
Eileen-It was bullshit, all I had to do was shake the mouse once in a while.

by scratchy2868 July 3, 2020