max

A person who thinks they're gangster, yet they fail to amuse people, rather they anger people to the point that they are rejected by everyone, including their parents. Generally try to impress chicks, yet fail. However, they claim to have a girlfriend in a distant place. They are noted for their huge lips and naturally spitting on you when they speak.
Look at him, hes such a max.
by LOLOLUMAD August 25, 2009
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A really nerdy douche bag that has a small penis.
Girl: Ew, who's that fag?

Me: Idk, but by the looks of his pants, he must have a really small penis.

Girl: Hmm; I think his name is Max, I heard he was a total nerd.

Me: Ew, nerds.

Girl: Haha :D
by Piggy-Ann April 28, 2009
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Max, a totally random, super guy! bloody awsome friend.. aspecially to his "guy mates" if you get where im going....

usually described as a super gay awsomely random friend
melissa; OMG ily, ur such a max! lol
by LemonMayo April 22, 2009
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A short word for "small dick" or a word for cunt
by small ugly gay dick April 04, 2016
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