unusually large scallop

a euphemism, used to fill gaps in conversation, awkward silence or just for a laugh. Coined by Master Chef Hugh Acheson, loosely referring to a scallop stored in a tin the size of a paint can.

Girl 1: Smart, handsome, he is quite a catch.
Girl 2: ... AND he has an unusually large scallop...

Wife: Have you cleaned the garage yet?
Husband: Have I mentioned I have an unusually large scallop?

by Capt. Colicchio April 12, 2011

general large

dildo, large dildo, maggie likes to use it, but its actually Finch's... ooo yea

wow, i cant fit general large in THAT hole!

by i love woodard November 11, 2003

Comically large tie

A tie that it oversized, used largely by clowns and other jokers to get a cheap laugh

Did you see Connors tie?

Yeah bro he’s wearing a comically large tie to prom!

by Goob “Goobie” Goobert III April 24, 2022

large nut sunday

It's a large ice cream Sunday but the ice cream is semen frosted down to the same texture as Ice cream.

I eat large nut Sunday's after tea every second night and it tastes really good

by Mr bean man July 10, 2018

Living large

Spending a absolutely unnecessarily amount of money of accessories or wasteful unneeded items

Hey man I just bought a 55 million dollar house, I’m living large!

by Semmigination June 04, 2022

large o

When a person is giving the Large One or Large O, trying to show he is better than someone or being cocky, abusive.

'Listen to you giving the Large O' or 'that dude was giving it the large o'

by Jamie C April 24, 2007

Timmies Double Double Xtra Large

A take on the Canadian coffee order from Tim Hortons that requires two sugar and two creams but slang term adding Xtra Large implies male ejaculation on both breasts of a woman and a shot in the mouth in the same load of ejaculation

She wanted a Timmies Double Double Xtra Large so I emptied the sack on her and in her.

by InfernoCA January 09, 2021