Ken

A boy who goes to esl and does not understand anything

Man That boy is a ken

by EitoPoteito May 27, 2019

KEN

a fat old piece of shit who is a plumber, father to five losers and husband to a second handed fat old piece of shit slut.

Ran into Ken at the bar. Ken is going to fix the pipes.

by XOXO10147 June 8, 2019

ken parts

When a guys “junk” is so small, tucked, or equivalently smashed to his body, that you literally can not tell if it’s a he or a she.

Usually bicycle shorts are very telling, but I can’t tell what’s going on with his Ken parts. He looks like a ken doll downstairs.

by SlightlyAskew September 10, 2019

ken

Someone with an asian fetish and also eats sticks.

person 1: why is that person eating sticks with an anime pillow
person 2: oh thats just ken

by sebber September 12, 2019

sorry ken

getting absolutely railed or pwned in the ass.

"Bro i just got insulted so bad" ... "lol sorry ken"

"Bro i just got insulted so bad" ... "lol sorry ken"

by joliemontlick October 9, 2019

ken special

When your too drunk to get a boner even after a finewomen offers a handjob

I heard Cindy was gonna jerk him but he gave her a ken special.

by Yulenevano May 24, 2018

Ken

A Barbie's little bitch. Dates the most popular girl and does what every the barbie in an attempt to gain popularity and sex, not for a relationship or love.

Person 1: Have you seen Kyle lately.

Person 2: No, he's been hanging out with Becca all weekend. It sucks.

Person 1: I know right! He's such a fucking ken.

by A Barbie and a Ken January 14, 2020