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Ken Sim (Mayor)

Widely regarded as Vancouver's No. 1 limp dick pussy.
Ken Sim (Mayor)? You mean the guy who became mayor of Vancouver, hired a bunch of cops, discussed heating a swimming pool via crypto farm, uses public city hall office as private gym? Yeah he fucking sucks.

Yeah, he probably shows up at more VPD glory holes than city council meetings.
by pooooooki July 30, 2025
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horror ken

v. Originating from ken

1. A particularly odorous and semi-liquid ken that leaves the excreter feeling as if he or she has just passed a bowl of porridge.
The Daily Telegraph promised a full expose with pictures of a horror ken left by Princess Michael Of Kent in the loo of Sainsbury's.
by Robert D Sykes April 26, 2005
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Ken Asti

Cutest and tiniest human being ever, feisty but is actually a cinnamon bun. Often spots wearing ponytail on school, youngest that makes her everyone's lil sister. MUST PROTECT AT ALL COSTS!!
Hey, who's that grumpy cute looking person sitting in front of you?

Oh! That's Ken Asti <3 give her lots of Love please
by adoredbyjay November 21, 2021
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Ken

Ken is a great guy with a really long.... periscope. He likes to watch foxes and fold laundry. You would be lucky to know him because he is really a great guy who understands the value of family, is fun to be around and an excellent conversationalist. Homs has him leveled up and he likes to spoon. Lastly, if you ever get the chance, enjoy a Kencation before your time on earth is over.❤️
He ken spy on the fox or he ken swat fruit flies.
by Ronnymomo October 9, 2023
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ken carham ollero

The fire feature on Free Young Thug by Ken Carson. Also some random Filipino don who has w rizz on Facebook
Person 1: Yo bro put on that new ken carham ollero!
Person 2: Bro what

ken carham ollero himself: facebook
by carham April 1, 2024
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Ken Tsai

The chink with the most biggest, humongous, hung, uncircumcised dick ever.
Approximately 200 feet+ possibly longer.
WOW! Have you guys seen Ken Tsai's dick? It's so bigggggg!!!!
by Isad Garcia March 30, 2023
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ken

male version of karen. u will always find him shopping at home depot. he will always complain if u are trying to reason with his complaining wife. ken has road rage and severe anger issues. he whips his kids with a belt if they don't listen to him.
kens wife:"my kids are in the car listening to kids bop"
ken: also listening to kids bop in the car
by lxvendar_ January 15, 2022
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